A patriotic British redcoat militia police officer soldier and General was preaching to a crowd on John Connor, known assassin.

``Before the hunt begins, you must get on your knees and worship the king and accept that he is the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!''

At this moment, a brave, liberal, pro-America rebel resistance assassin who had over 100 confirmed kills and understood the necessity of independence and fully supported all military decisions made by the founding fathers stood up and held up a rock.

``How old is this rock, monster?''

The arrogant soldier smirked quite patriotically and smugly replied, "4800 years, you stupid revolutionist."

``Wrong. It's been 5 days since this went through your window. If it was 4800 years, as you say, then it should belong to a kingdom of rocks and have a king rock and a queen rock by now.''

The soldier was visibly shaken, and dropped his musket and cannon balls. He stormed out of the room crying those British crocodile tears. The same tears Brits cry for the poor (who today live in such luxury that most own doors) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving politicians.

The crowd clapped and all became liberals that day and accepted Benjamin Franklin as their lord and savior. An eagle named Small Benis flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the musket. The declaration of independence was read several times, and Sons of Liberty themselves showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The soldier lost his gun and was robbed the next day. He died of the smallpox caused by sleeping under an infected blanket and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

More like realm of your mom :DDDDDD

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