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If Jesus Was A Sniper RiNG!?

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Snipers, they get more head

Evan Kerschbaum

Standish, Maine, United States

~Games that make me smile~
Condition Zero/1.6
Day of Defeat
Insurgency
Dawn of War Dark Crusade
Left 4 Dead
Starcraft
Warcraft (2)
FEAR 2
Connect Four

Wanna learn to be a holy sniper like myself? Visit my training website www.biblecamp.info for more.

Tone: Hell yeah!
Jennifer: <moaning>
Leroy and Clyde: ...spank...spank...spank...
Tone: Should I nut(?) or stick my nuts in there like that?
Leroy: Stick yo' nuts in der' nigga!
Leroy and Clyde: (shouting) SPREAD YO' ASS! SPREAD YO' ASS!
Leroy: Spread them ass cheeks, girl!
Jennifer: <groaning>
Clyde: Spread them muthafuckas open.
Leroy: AWWW NIGGA!!!
Leroy: Awww nigga, get 'em!
Leroy: (falsetto) Spread 'em, bitch!
Tone: Relax yer ass and just spread your cheeks.
Clyde: You can get 'em in dere.
Tone: I'm tryin' to see if I can get my shit in dere now.
Leroy: Get 'em in dere, dog.
Tone: Some tight <unintelligible>
Tone: That's right,bitch!
Leroy: First nut's in dere.
Tone: That's right bitch!
Leroy: The right nut's in that muthafucka!
Clyde: Freak that bitch out, Tone! Freak that bitch out, Tone!
Leroy: Nutsack <unintelligible> in th' asshole!
Clyde: Oh, Nigga! Nigga!
Leroy: That's it! Nutsack in th' asshole!
Leroy: Let's see you put th' dick down. Put th' dick down th' pussy!
Clyde: Oh, clown on her.
Leroy: Nigga, put th' dick down th' pussy!
Leroy and Clyde: <laughter>
Tone: What? What? Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy! You's a nasty girl, ain't ya?
Jennifer: Uh-huh.
Clyde: Clownin'.
Tone: Oh shit.
Leroy: Hell yeah.
Tone: I'm fittin' to go try dis at home!