What are you, a cop?   Canada
Blemgraf: sorry I cant join I have to find my missing pebble
Guy Man!: wut
Blemgraf: I have to go to my grandmother's step-cousin's wedding
Guy Man!: what
Blemgraf: I lost my cat
Guy Man!: wut
Blemgraf: I have to get my HIV tested
Guy Man!: huh
Blemgraf: sore throat
Guy Man!: U watching pern u nerd
Blemgraf: no
Guy Man!: Im going into ur room mister
Blemgraf: frick
Blemgraf: im doing meth
Guy Man! is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Blemgraf: *math
Blemgraf: i meant math
Guy Man!: AHA
Blemgraf: no wait
Blemgraf: Im doing my teacher
Guy Man!: um
Blemgraf: I meant my teacher is helping me with math
Blemgraf: fuck
Guy Man!: Stop fucking your cat porn
Blemgraf: my cat is dead
Blemgraf: dead cat
Blemgraf: rip notorious big
Guy Man!: Wow your a necrophilic?
Guy Man!: Jeez
Blemgraf: what
Guy Man!: Stop fucking dead cats
Blemgraf: my mom
Blemgraf: i mean m
Blemgraf: my mom wants to answer a couple of questions
Blemgraf: about cat
Guy Man!: Your fucking your mom's cat?
Blemgraf: no
Blemgraf: wait
Blemgraf: im
Blemgraf: hold on
Blemgraf: im doing my home
Blemgraf: work
Blemgraf: im not having intercourse with my house
Guy Man!: Stop fucking your home
Guy Man!: Stop fucking stuff your horny bitch
Blemgraf: wait
Blemgraf: no
Blemgraf: im doing homework with my teacher, and my mom's cat just died
Blemgraf: that is why I cannot join your game
Guy Man!: Thats what they all say
Blemgraf: thank god
Blemgraf: my secret wouldv'e been out
Guy Man!: They all were fucking stuff
Blemgraf: wait no
Blemgraf: FUCK
Blemgraf: IM SORRY DAD
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Guy Man! Nov 20 @ 3:19pm 
hello im a cute person with a manga avatar, i have nine friends on steam and i link my equally as degenerate significant other on my profile with a unicode heart
my name is minimalistic and ominous, if you insult me, i'll dox you and then bask in my silent glory
i am a neet with no ambitions, my parents hate me, i dropped out of high school, and im a self proclaimed genius, but i never express it
my favorite five groups are "/d/ is for dickgirls", "sad sleepy anime", "sleep forever", "thigh high lolis" and a group where the only members are me and my significant other, set to invite only
my steam backgrounds are dark and grey, and only 12 cents and maybe even 12 dollars if people try to copy me
my significant other is monotoned, yet girly sounding, anorexic, and shy, we sleep skype together and go on skype dates, i love them so much as i hug my parent's ipad tightly, drifting away at 2 am.
M1 Nov 7 @ 10:41am 
+rep blamed me for giving him an std, but gave me an unusual shotgun as a sorry
Whoopleana Oct 12 @ 7:16pm 
I'm offensive and I find that gay.
Comrade! It is the Golden Age of the Heavies!
Ponked Sep 9 @ 11:37pm 
Uhhhhhhh lmao lmao
stock space man Aug 25 @ 11:53pm