'fuck this shitty game' - ayedoc '09
"I'm not being obtuse, i'm just being pedantic" Abunai '09
'I'm sorry if I come across like I jerk' - seraph '09
"I have a wavefunction in my pants" - Sammage '09
"OH NO I DROPPED MY FUCKING MOUSE" - Ayedoc '09
"fuck someone's life" - Vali '09
"It feels like i was flicked in the left testicle. I got solid contact, heel on ball, and it's feeling uncomfortable" - dearjohncarter, 1-hour long rEJ 'kick one's own balls' session. '09
"BANNER!!?!?!?!??!" - Jem '10
"Push up Fawwles, go for a backcap" - Fawwles comming to himself. '10
"It's a grand evening to be in the garden; the temperature is grand, the skies are clear and i'm sitting inside punching myself in the dick." - Seraph '10
"I hate every single one of you, so so much. For so many reasons". - Shintaz to rEJ '10
"last night i went into the room where kurj was on the pc and he was watching asian women shitting" Crink '10
"I was making a green curry and you need a lot of chillis, and I touched the chillis. Then I went to pee and now my penis burns" - Poop '10
"Go teabag a cup of milk" - Super '10
"I wouldn't rape a lot of things" - Poop '11
"And she's licking this black girl's arsehole"
"There's a BLACK GIRL!?" - Poop '11
"I'm just gonna start raping people, it's so much easier [than getting laid]." - Poop '11
"I'm going to take a trip to Moscow and nobody's ever going to hear from Katya again." - Poop '11
"I already told you how good I'd be at hiding the bodies." - Poop '11
"I'll measure my dick if everyone else does it. How about we do it on webcam?" - Poop '11
"IS THAT IN HER ASSHOLE?!??" - Poop '11
"I want to be reincarnated as a bottle of soy sauce so that I may bring untold joy to the world" - Seraph '11
"I am not of negro descent" - Poop '11
"I'd rape [Katya] even if she was ugly." - Poop '11
"Guys, I can't see, because I ate too many wings and I'm crying" - DJC '11
"Suicide Girls? What, they're dead?" - Poop '11
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