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Hakurei Reimu

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Get ready, my little idiot.

Keychain キーチェイン

New Orleans, Louisiana, United States 

Hi, I'm Hakurei Reimu, but you can call me Reimu! I spend most of my time in the Hakurei Shrine, where I guard the border to the underworld. Cirno is the strongest!

The sexiest part of the feminine body is quite obviously the armpits.

"This is it. If you run out of time, you, me, this world, everyone disappears. You want to save this land? Save everyone you hold dear? Save me and you? ..Then prove it to me, now." -Reimu, Concealed the Conclusion


- Touhou Top 11: Reimu, Reisen, Orin, Tenshi, Koishi, Satori, Alice, Marisa, Nitori, Cirno, Yuuka
- I'm Reimu (2?) in Minecraft's very own Gensokyo.
- Stan SB, Pendulum, and Deadmau5 are my gods of music.
- Kamonari, Gibuchoko, and Tororo are my favorite artists.
- Hanako is my favorite Katawa Shoujo character! (I like Lilly too, though)
- Games I look forward to: Cube World, Dawn of War 3, Metro: Last Light, Pikmin 3, Smash Bros. 4

【 Sites/Links 】

☆ http://twitter.com/ikeychain
☆ http://ikeychain.tumblr.com/
☆ http://www.youtube.com/user/keychainification
☆ http://www.livestream.com/keychainsstream
☆ http://www.gamebanana.com/members/501957
☆ http://www.planetminecraft.com/member/keychain
☆ http://myanimelist.net/profile/Keychain
☆ http://tf2b.com/?id=ikey
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[FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: where's the balloons and stuff?
[FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: O<~~~~
[FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: there's one
[FAUCᴱT] Psychopath: fuck gravity

CINNAStixx 愛 posted on December 22, 2011 @ 6:23am
Aisaka Taiga is the leading trademark of the Keychain Association. All acts and pictures are funded by Tsundere International.

[1:53:56 PM] Keychain: why the fuck is minecraft.net down
[2:02:40 PM] Josh: caramel creme pudding

Hakurei Reimu: why do we always play l4d1 maps
Suwako Moriya: So you don't hog Nick.

Linkmister: "Passive aggressive can be compared to a puppy who is licking your face while pissing on your feet."
Linkmister: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[8:56:41 PM] Keychain: Hisi goes around sniffing his friend's shoes.
[8:56:41 PM] Youmu: = best upgrade in a game

Hisison: I think you used up all your pee.

CINNAStixx: Lemon dented personal lube
CINNAStixx: Scented
Keychain: oh, ok
CINNAStixx: Fucking I phone
Keychain: lol
CINNAStixx: Lol Enid rout
CINNAStixx: Emis
CINNAStixx: Fuck again Jesus crust
CINNAStixx: Fuck this I'm done

Ultra Tyrant Suika Ibuki~: Hily
Ultra Tyrant Suika Ibuki~: Fick
Ultra Tyrant Suika Ibuki~: HOLY FICK
Ultra Tyrant Suika Ibuki~: IPOD
Ultra Tyrant Suika Ibuki~: YOU SOCK
Ultra Tyrant Suika Ibuki~: FUCK YOU

Hisison: You find the weirdest shit cute; dreadnoughts and Sanae being a slut.

Hisison: welp
Hisison: oh wait
Hisison: shit wrong chat
Hakurei Reimu: welp

[2:49:16 PM] Hakurei Reimu: im making hot banana sausage on minecraft
[2:49:18 PM] Youmu: cool

Cirno: i make lobby now
Hakurei Reimu: sry
Cirno: for?
Hakurei Reimu: ya

The Greatest Doujin Ever <3

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Azure Reverie posted on February 11, 2012 @ 1:56pm
( ゚^゚)
 
Kirisame Marisa, ze posted on February 10, 2012 @ 4:27am
Time to rape Reimu, ze
 
V~ posted on February 10, 2012 @ 12:02am
Thank you!
 
Yuyuko Saigyouji posted on February 08, 2012 @ 7:40pm
*huggles~<3*
 
Kirisame Marisa, ze posted on February 08, 2012 @ 7:05pm
There's only one cure. ' Whips out mushroom. '
 
Kirisame Marisa, ze posted on February 08, 2012 @ 6:43pm
H-..Huh?! W-..What's gotten into you you, Reimu?!


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Gensokyo MC Server
50 Members  |  2 In-Game  |  17 Online  |  0 In Group Chat

Unofficaial group for Touhou Fanatics who play Minecraft

Did I also mention we all live off marshmellows and hot chocolate as well as ride velociraptors everywhere wearing suits, a top hat and a monocle?

Oh, and that ZUN is our only god?

Come play at:
gensokyo.dyndns.biz

Don't forget to join italktowalls' group displayed below.

And, most importantly, don't forget to have fun!

Visit Gensokyo MC Server's profile

ScrewAttack.com (Not a Porn Site) - Public
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Games recommended by Hakurei Reimu _

Although not as addicting as Skyrim, it has proven to be a worthy competitor! It's unfortunate that this game is going to get extremely overshadowed, due to the fact it released right when the Elder Scrolls series went on sale and Steam Workshop was implemented for Skyrim.

Seriously, if you like singleplayer RPG's like Skyrim and Fable, get this shit. It's basically a hybrid of them both, and it's a fantastic result. You surely won't regret it!

Leave a comment February 8th, 2012 @ 4:05pm

What's with all the beef towards this game? It's pretty damn okay. It manages to combine together the gameplay styles of both classic and modern Sonic, and is just downright fun! Although some of the puzzles in this game are absurd and stupid (such as leaning the screen in order to empty out a room full of water, while also avoiding spikes.) Sometimes the boss battles manage to be a little tricky and make you have to plan and think out your next attack. Also, 3 stages per area, and then a boss battle. So there's more levels per area than the original Sonic games.

Overall, this game isn't nearly as bad as people seem to state it is. Is Sonic Generations better? Damn fucking straight it's better, but this isn't that bad either! I do recommend getting Sonic Generations over this, but if you already have Sonic Generations and desire more classic-styled Sonic, then get this for sure!

Leave a comment January 24th, 2012 @ 1:45pm

Pretty fun game! I enjoyed just about every minute of it.

As long as you stay creative with your kills and use your environment to your advantage, every single kill is satisfying when you manage to pull it off. Using environmental and creative kills will award you with more points, allowing you to buy more guns and perks. So you get rewarded for being creative and having more fun with the game!

The story is surprisingly deep and entertaining, despite this being a crazy fun arcade-shooter like Serious Sam (only there's much more strategy involved to getting creative kills.) My main problem with this game is that is that it overuses the living shit out of quick-time events. But that's not a huge problem.

I definitely recommend this game. Though, I got it for 5 dollars during the sales... so my opinion might be biased and the game could only be worth 5 dollars. I dunno, it's up to you.

Leave a comment January 13th, 2012 @ 2:18pm