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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE.

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CAN'T RESIST MY PLOW
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY KIT
YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS...I GUARANTEE IT.

IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED
POLISHING MY PISTOL'S HOW I SPENT MY DAYS
FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL
CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL

WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE,
SAID, "I CAN PWN YOUR PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE".
SO I GAVE HIM A TASTE OF MY PILE-DRIVING PLEXUS
AND REALIZED, "I SHOULD MAKE MEN'S SUITS IN TEXAS".

I HAILED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
IT HAD A STICKER THAT SAID "OBJECTS SMALLER IN MIRROR".
I SAID TO THE CABBIE "I CAN PROVE THAT WRONG!"
SO I SHOWED THE GOOD SIR MY SIZABLE SCHLONG
IT VERILY WAS A SIGHT THAT HE JUST COULDN'T QUIT
AND THAT'S WHEN I FIRST PROCLAIMED "I GUARANTEE IT!"

I PULLED UP TO MY MANSION WITH A TRUCK OF WOMEN
AND GAVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF MY OMNIPOTENT SEMEN
LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM AND KNEW I WOULD FIT
AND THAT'S HOW I CAME TO SAY, "I GUARANTEE IT!"

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Stompfest - Public

1,457 Members | 106 In-Game | 489 Online | 0 In Group Chat

Welcome to the Stompfest Steam Community!

STOMPFEST
www.stompfest.com

What is Stompfest?

We are a gaming community dedicated to providing you with the best multiplayer FPS experience you've ever had!

With a robust social community, multiple public servers filled with our mature and competent regulars, an admin team dedicated to safeguarding your gaming experience, an official competative league team, regular special events and prize drawing, and an annual national LAN, there is something for everyone here!

Stomp is a verb meaning “to tread or trample heavily or violently on” and Fest means “a gathering or occasion characterized by a specified activity.” Does that mean this is a community of people trampling each other? Well, in short, yes! But we do it in style, within a community of 170,000+ players! (1000+ in the Steam Communtiy alone!) Join us, and FRAG ON!

What started as a group of gamers who enjoyed gathering together on local area networks has evolved into multiple full time Tier-1 hosts serving the First Person Shooter community with Team Fortress 2 and Left 4 Dead. While the LAN parties still take place in the midwest, you can get your game-on internationally, 7/24/365.

The dedicated Stompfest servers are hosted in Chicago on mutli-cpu servers and can be found in the following flavors:

TeamFortress2, Instant Respawn 69.28.220.56
TeamFortress2, 2fort (all day long) 69.90.119.158
TeamFortress2, Fast Respawn 69.28.221.136
TeamFortress2, Dustbowl (all day long) 69.28.220.37:27015
TeamFortress2, SkillerBuilder 74.86.241.63:27015
TeamFortress2, Stock/Arena 69.28.221.16

Left 4 Dead:
69.28.220.17:27015
69.28.220.19:27015
69.28.221.110:27015
69.28.221.50:27015
69.28.221.6:27015

Ventrilo Server at IP:Port; TX2.LeetVent.com:4058/servername=Stompfest Vent Server

Social Community:
This rich community sponsors forums and an IRC channel at www.stompfest.com as well as monthly prize give-aways and contests. Stay connected with your gaming friends and talk about what interests you!

Reserve Slots:
Can't get enough action and always find yourself trying to get into our great servers itching to do some killing? Then by all means buy a reserve slot and frag it up whenever you want, even when the servers are full! There are two methods of doing this. You can either make a donation to the community of ten dollars or more and as a reward receive a one month reserve slot, or you can become a monthly subscriber for as little as $4.99 a month and receive a reserve slot as long as you subscribe. For your conveniences, we also have options to purchase subscriptions in 3, 6, and 12 month blocks at a discount. Subscriptions also give you access to our subscriber only prize drawings, achievement unlocking parties, and other exclusive events. Join our 200+ subscribers in supporting the gaming community you call home.