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As you can see, this profile territory is mine!
I've paid my bills, ya'll can't take it from me!

Please? :(

Thanks anyway! I once wanted to plant some trees on this wall... But because of the bills, I don't have the money for the seeds... :( If you can and have some money, you can donate it at http://gifura.orzhk.org/src/1332235315120.swf

This would really help my profile wall, and it would be really appreciated by me. But not by Green Peace. Because actually they're a conspiracy group of evil scientists that wants to know the secret of the Sunflowers. Don't EVER give them the ingredients to become a Sunflower. Otherwise, they will use its power for destruction and pornography. And hell, who wants to live on a planet with destruction and pornography!?




Now that I'm thinking of it, I'd like to sacrifice the world for destruction just for some extra pornography on this planet.


Yeah...



Okay, if any of you guys that are still reading this and have the secret code to Base: Alpha 6703 located at Q93Z - 56Y0. Then please: go to the Base and put in the code. Once you have entered it, a secret door will open behind you. Go in there and then you'll have to avoid some booby traps and some labyrinths. But nothing too difficult for people with an IQ of 287+, so no worries!
When you have passed these obstacles, you have to answer a secret question. The question can be about anything: how many bacteria a bee has per minute, or how much mass all the planets of the solar system would have if the Big Bang would happen again. Nothing too big as you can see. Once you have answered this question correctlly (because if u failed, you'd die the most painful way humanly possible), you are allowed to enter the Sacred Tomb. When you enter the Sacred Tomb you'll see a table with a sheet of paper on it. That's the ingredient-list of the Sunflower! When you grab that list, a big orb-formed rock will be rolling down your way, Indiana Jones-style. You'll have to run the whole way, out of the Base. I've estimated the chances of survival including the booby traps and all the other obstacles, and I've come up with a percentage: the chance that you would survive the Base and get out alive again is about 0,00458781%. So if I was you, I'd drink a lot of Coca-Cola Zero! You know... because of the commercials...


Did you know that I'm actually a very talented foot-artist! I can do a lot of tricks with my feet. I've trained for it in a private circus Steve-O style!!! If you don't believe me, you should call my manager. His number is also on that ingredient-list. But i got to warn ya, my manager can be a very rude man. And if you don't give him some respect throught the phone, he'll yell the poop out of you!

Not litterally ofcourse, that's gross!
































































Oh you're still here? Good, because i still want my seeds. I want trees and bushes all around my profile-wall :/ Anyway, maybe I'll see ya next time..

Cya! :)


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Zwiebel 17 Feb 2013 @ 17 h 12 
Oooh hey, als het mijn favoriete rotzakje niet is! <3
DriesDeWasbeer 13 Jul 2012 @ 15 h 30 
Ik doe dit gewoon voor die steam dinges :D
DriesDeWasbeer 2 Jun 2012 @ 0 h 32 
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest GIRLS you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
janpatatman 3 Apr 2012 @ 7 h 46 
... Mja
DriesDeWasbeer 31 Mar 2012 @ 11 h 06 
Oh en sorry dat'k niet zo vaak m'n profiel check ;p
DriesDeWasbeer 31 Mar 2012 @ 11 h 06 
Zegt Arno..

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Good story, good campaign. Good everything. Best game of 2004

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THIS GAME IS GOOD. IF U DONT PLAY IT THEN YOU'LL DIE MUHAHAHAHAHA

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