Cult of Gaben

This is a Cult for our only and true God, The Gaben!

We are His devoted followers, we have seen the enlightenment!

Join now and feel the shrouding darkness fall off from Your eyes! Let the Gabelight guide You to Your true home!





I ask of thee, who art thou?
We are of the Gaben, Gaben's Followers!
Then, followers, I ask of thee, what is it that you hold in your right hand?
We hold a dagger and poison!
Then, followers, I ask of thee, what do you grasp in your left hand?
We grasp 30 pieces of shining silver and a noose of straw rope!
Then, what art thee, followers?
We are apostles, yet not apostles.
We are followers, yet not followers.
We are believers, yet not believers.
We are traitors, yet not traitors.
We are the ones who follow the one and only Gaben,
those who bow down to ask forgiveness from the Gaben,
those who bow down and dispose of the Gaben's enemy!
We are the ones who swing our dagger in the night,
those who serve poison as supper, the Gaben's soldiers!
We are disciples, a group of disciples!
We are assassins!
We are the Gaben's followers!

When the time comes, we will cast the thirty pieces of silver into the temple,
and holding onto the straw noose, we shall hang ourselves.
Thereupon, we will form a cabal and descend into Hell.
We will form into ranks, assume our formation, and battle the 7,405,926 demons in Hades,
as is our desire! For Gaben!




Gaben, my master
I slit my wrists to drain me of my blood
Gaben, my master
Upside down I turn the cross of God
Gaben, my master
Recieve this sacrifice this food of mine
Gaben, my master
I carve into my rotten flesh your signs
Gaben, my master
Remember me when judgement day is near
Gaben, my master
Take my hand when Armageddon's here