Frontier Proctologist
United States
 
 
KYYYUTEST PIC EVARRR

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Announcement, for the citizens of Steam; I will no longer be accepting friend requests from private profiles for ease of driving off phishers.

Attention, people of the Steamyverse. I know you all love me, and want to be a part of my magnificent afterlife. But I warn you here and now;

I have decided that I will not keep new friends who do not introduce themselves. There is a good chance I will not accept your friend request if your profile is empty. For instance, if I have accepted your friend request, and you find my handcrafted Icon sexually attractive, and introduce yourself I will keep you on my friends list. Rest assured, I am not one to slam the door in someone's face, for I am a man of reason.

For those of you with more especially peculiar needs, you might wish to refer to this sheet;

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Please return to your respective lives and housewives.

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OBLIGATORY FRIEND LOG
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Valentine's Void the Indolant: Would you like to hear
Valentine's Void the Indolant: A Joek?
Urso: I was just about to go to bed.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: It's a spooky joke.
Urso: Go ahead.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: You know how everyone who's ever lived
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Has said "Still a better love story than twilight"
Valentine's Void the Indolant: About literally everything?
Urso: Yeah?
Valentine's Void the Indolant: So, I was talking to a friend
Valentine's Void the Indolant: About my favorite creepypasta.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Guess what he has to say about it?
Urso: What?
Valentine's Void the Indolant: "Still fatter than the Slenderman."
Urso: Hm.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: How'd I do?
Urso: I get it but it's not as funny as I thought. ^^
Urso: then again, I'm quite sleepy
Valentine's Void the Indolant: >;3
Valentine's Void the Indolant: Success!
Urso: I'm off to bed, see you.
Valentine's Void the Indolant: SEE YOU IN YO NITE MARES
Urso is now Offline.
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Frontier Proctologist Jun 29 @ 10:21pm 
I'm more of a talker than a player, but if you see anything we both play, feel free to ask for help.
what you even play? I doubt we can even play together.
Frontier Proctologist Jun 29 @ 10:05pm 
I like adding people that pique my interest. Plus, we agree that there should be more proper first person.
why you want to add me in first case?
Frontier Proctologist Jun 29 @ 9:48pm 
So, can I add ya or no cigar? Getting a lil too cluttery in here.
Frontier Proctologist Jun 29 @ 9:46pm 
Well, we'll see. Last I saw he seemed like he was done with it.