hoffer
chrise   Columbus, Ohio, United States
 
 
i need to find something better to do


aliases i've gone by:

· hoffer (my original steam alias & lifetime irl nickname)

· Splongus (what)

· h31s (minecraft/steam account name)

· Emforay (https://soundcloud.com/emforay)

· 12,000+ other very regrettable temporary aliases (fuck)


add me if we've had good times
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sheen Oct 27 @ 4:32pm 
egg™ aghagaga
BeastDabest ❤ LFP Oct 3 @ 7:44pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play cs:go sometime its a really cool gun game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
RazE May 10 @ 3:56pm 
+rep Is Cat's spirit animal, or Cat is his spirit animal.
RazE Mar 5 @ 10:57am 
+rep Is ALWAYS drunk
Blitzaroni Dec 7, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
good guy
jeeB Oct 28, 2016 @ 6:17pm 
splongus