Roach
Hometown -->   Manchester, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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I DO NOT ISSUE REFUNDS! (As of 10/07/17)


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Modelling/Animating
Be aware that I can only port models, don't add me to ask for a model from scratch please.

£5 ($6.50) per hour, just below minimum wage.
If the time taken was something like 2 hours 10 minutes, the 10 minutes is ignored.
Currently In-Game
Garry's Mod
Achievement Showcase
862
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
28%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Workshop Showcase
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Shoutouts
Necros -- Amazing reviewer who does other games too, and responds to fan requests.
Check out his channel ( NecrosVideos )

About me
- I'm a GLua developer, 3D model animator, and particle designer.
- Most of the games I own are there for show and I rarely play them.
- I'm a sucker for nostalgia.
- I'm a professional british twat/sarcastic bastard.
- I'm too lazy to fill in the rest of this section.
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PC Specs
Intel Quad-Core I7-6700 @ 3.40GHz Processor
AMD Radeon R5 350 / Intel HD Graphics 530
16gb RAM

23:41 - Metalsoul: Failed to upload. Try again later please.
23:41 - Roach: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
23:41 - Roach: OH MY GOD
23:41 - Roach: how big is the video?
23:42 - Metalsoul: ITS NOT REALLY THAT BIG
23:42 - Metalsoul: I DOTH THINK ITS MY NET EITHER
23:42 - Roach: "its only 60 gb i mean come on"
23:42 - Metalsoul: nah
23:42 - Metalsoul: its 1tb
23:42 - Metalsoul: xd
23:42 - Roach: you mispronounced 1pb
23:42 - Metalsoul: FAFA'K[FQ

@CCA.i17:CmD.51728: There's something oddly erotic about being in the water with a vort.
[LOOC] Tor Tel'Kukh: that's
[LOOC] Tor Tel'Kukh: k i n k y

[LOOC] CCA.S2://SeC.007: raymond im gonna have to be a bitch right now
[LOOC] Raymond Carter: i5's saying you got no balls to erp him
[LOOC] CCA.S2://SeC.007: and say that i dont have enough balls to do it
[LOOC] CCA.i17:UNION.i5.48132: IM GONNA KILL YoU
[LOOC] Raymond Carter: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[LOOC] CCA.S2://SeC.007: I'd rather be amputated instead of being known as the gay sectorial who fucked an i5

*** CCA.S2://SeC.007 rolls the cart, and begins to furiously ERP with the bagels
CCA.S2://SeC.007 says "<:: I'm never coming out of the closet when I'm with you."

[OOC] Sammi Ashton: RAYMOND JUST FUCK ME IN THE ASS ALREADY HOLY SHIT
[OOC] Raymond Carter: no
[OOC] Raymond Carter: you aren't worth it, thot.
[OOC] Óisin Walsh: +1

[OOC] UU:OTA.KING.01: Judgement Waiver
[OOC] Tel'Kukh *008*: what for now?
[OOC] Dunkersplay: Death of High Priority UU personnel
[OOC] MPF.C18:GHOST.i5.70107: this is interuppting my critical pasta eating time >:C

18:03 - ♫CKG_Gaming♫: I have to write an essay of the United States combatting discrimination by tomorrow
18:04 - ♫GroovyGray♫: If you wanna talk about discrimination, go to a feminist blog, say 'Men are good' and they'll list a few thousand paragraphs on the topic.

ROACH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2e0ezumIwU
ROACH: Proof that americans are worthless.
A fresh Grenadier squad: this is beautiful

21:40 - spike: https://youtu.be/jb2OStt72Kg?t=3m58s
21:40 - spike: #ShitResistanceLeaderForWankers
21:41 - Captain Vincent: go fuck yourself

[OOC] Elisa Von Hauffenburg: If the "Cremator" could have sex, would he give me a "Creampie" in return?
[OOC] Raymond Carter: aha
[OOC] Daniel Suffolk: you're done
[OOC] OTA-CRM.549: ban him
[OOC] Pipur Logans: im telling

*** John Deaux notes that SeC has dropped his guard completely.
[LOOC] MPF:C45://:SeC.506: im eating a fucking mini roll, you are the least of my concerns.
[LOOC] John Deaux: LOL

[An 8 year old girl standing...] says "Daddy.."
[An 8 year old girl standing...] says "Why is there milk on our bed?"
[LOOC] Jiri 'Rhino' Antony: NO
[LOOC] Jiri 'Rhino' Antony: NONONO
[LOOC] Jiri 'Rhino' Antony: AHAHAH
[LOOC] Aiko Yumi: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you.

** CCA.C17.UNION.05.8179 shoots her in the leg, his augment taking over.
[LOOC] CCA.C17.UNION.05.8179: I have aimbot augments lol

Orion's pro-USA banter that requires its own section
03:08 - ✯Orion✯: Landing a human on the moon.
03:08 - ✯Orion✯: We did it first.
03:09 - ✯Orion✯: Give me one ounce of proof that we haven't landed on the moon.
03:09 - Roach: telescopes from Britain have yet to see the flag that the americans  supposedly placed down
03:09 - Roach: so it's actually a backfire question
03:09 - Roach: give me one ounce of proof
03:09 - Roach: that you actually DID land on the moon
03:11 - ✯Orion✯: Why would we bother with spending the money on the rocket, the film equipment, and the sort, all for a faked landing?
03:11 - Roach: So you can demonstrate a superiority complex
03:12 - Roach: duh
03:12 - ✯Orion✯: stop you're hurting my brain.
03:12 - ✯Orion✯: i want to beat you
03:12 - ✯Orion✯: but i cant
03:12 - Roach: SURRENDER

03:19 - ✯Orion✯: I'll have you know I want to fucking KILL you.
03:20 - ✯Orion✯: However in an American way, which involves Drone Bombing or beating you to death with my fists.
03:21 - Roach: so i hopped on wikipedia
03:21 - Roach: and
03:21 - Roach: $585 billion[16] -- american military funding
03:22 - Roach: $682.5 billion -- russian military funding
03:22 - Roach: get fucking fucked
03:23 - ✯Orion✯: HAH
03:23 - ✯Orion✯: RUSSIA'S TOTAL MILITARY FUNDING TOTALS 69.3 BILLION
03:23 - Roach: as of 2014
03:23 - Roach: you idiot
03:23 - ✯Orion✯: WHICH A. TRIUMPHS OVER ALL OTHER EUROPE--FUCK YOU
03:23 - Roach: we're now in 2017
03:23 - Roach: unless you haven't noticed
03:23 - Roach: in which case i don't blame you
03:23 - Roach: you're american after all
03:23 - ✯Orion✯: I want to fucking kill you right now.

03:24 - ✯Orion✯: You're lucky you haven't pissed us off.
03:24 - ✯Orion✯: Your tiny isle versus America's military.
03:26 - Roach: we'll be smart like we always are
03:26 - Roach: and send a tiny little tip-off to kim jong un
03:26 - Roach: that our allies america are planning an attack on north korea
03:26 - Roach: but we wwant no part of it
03:26 - Roach: so please don't attack us kthx
03:27 - ✯Orion✯: We'll just make more Terrorist groups to blow themselves up.
03:27 - Roach: america gets nuked to shit
03:27 - Roach: job done

03:33 - ✯Orion✯: heheheh
03:33 - ✯Orion✯: patience always wins.
03:34 - Roach: said no american during world war ii
03:34 - Roach: where patience and waiting for it to pass by
03:34 - Roach: resulted in pearl harbour

Recent Activity

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last played on Feb 24
133 hrs on record
last played on Feb 23
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efd. Jan 14 @ 11:24am 
to be honest i think this guys very overrated, hes a pretty gay and also bad addon makerman and i dont like him very much because this one time he made this mod but it didnt work and i was like >:( anyway thank for taking the time to read..
[GGN] Jones the great one Jan 13 @ 9:37pm 
love ur codzombies pill pack its my favourite thing you have made
Volukei Jan 3 @ 4:00pm 
+rep good and rather fast trader.
TheSmexyGamer85 Jan 1 @ 1:17pm 
I love the mods that you make! keep up the great work! I like the mods that you make because a lot of your great mods are from cod zombies and I dont see most of them on the workshop. I know that when a new mod comes out from you if it is a weapon of NPC I know they would be great results.:steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy::steamhappy:
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