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Micheal

Bishopbriggs, East Dunbartonshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)

Welcome to my steam ID page, if you are reading this then yes, you are bored!

I'm Michael, the random quiet talkative not-quite-insane guy. Some people may disagree but I say... Guava!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, enough about present me, time to talk about my future. Well we all know im going to be a millionaire by the time im 18(1 yrs time)

how to pull a bird the way i can?boundless confidence bordering on arrogance, as well as being as smart, handsome and generally awesome as me

being poetic is 1 way to portray my intelligence, heres a poem ive been working on for the past 2 days( just before rememberence day)

The Return Of The Troops
Distant mountains faintly visible in the deepening dusk
In turbulent times to face a national calamity
Soldiers marching on a long and winding path
Tears in our eyes, we miss our homeland

Letters from home are all but torn to pieces
Looking up, the heavens have changed
For our families, we must return
Tears will not diminish our loyalty and righteousness

We fight for our fellow countrymen
May the sounds of battle drums our fighting spirit raise
Ready to bleed and die for our country
We fight dauntlessly for our home land
With mighty courage and strength, drumbeats in the air
Victory is near, our enemy out of sight
Back to our homeland we go, strong and fearless we remain

My new poem, tho it is still under construction :) (2009 05 June)

A spiritual aura sweeps through Scotland
Within the Highlands, lies the handsome Teapot
Earth shaking power I am the master

Even Lord of Heaven has to let me play freely
If I want to play on earth I will create a sensation
If I want to become the God, I’ll grace the heaven with my presence
If I were still to admit I was wrong, my heart would still be arrogant

Around Ben Nevis, the king of the Highlands
Somersaulting around with light flips, I have explored all of east and west
Using half a strand of my hair to alter my destiny
Fearless in the face of countless challenges, even from wind and fire
Gradually achieving Accession, when my name will be praised for ten thousand generations
ToxicTeapot