MangoMan
Bruno   Viseu, Viseu, Portugal
 
 
Im here to deliver your daily dose of bullshit and obnoxiousness
Currently Offline
Last Online 6 hrs, 44 mins ago
THE MIGHTY WALL OF BULLSHIT
Elected favourite foreigner 3 times

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The Magic Mango: mind if i sell your ass for a new pc and a drawing tablet?
Spica: no
Spica: ytes
Spica: fuck
The Magic Mango: okay then
The Magic Mango: :D

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WMP: Where the hell does hell work at? the power factory where they found out how to transform autism into electricity?

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[20:53:06] WMP: You've been visited by Tony of faggots. Open your shota collection and moan like a little boy without getting heard in the skype call and luck be with you for the next yea

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14:55 - Merry Juggermas: welp im finally getting an xmas present soon
14:55 - WMP: i aint getting shit
14:55 - WMP: because i dont need anything
14:56 - Merry Juggermas: what about true love?
14:56 - WMP: That is like getting an arcana from a drop
14:56 - WMP: about 0.01 % chance
14:56 - Merry Juggermas: fine
14:57 - Merry Juggermas: ill export the taiwaneese woman back
14:57 - Merry Juggermas: geez
14:57 - WMP: >Not korean
14:57 - Merry Juggermas: im not made of money
14:57 - WMP: Wow arent i good enough for ya?
14:58 - Merry Juggermas: IF YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME I WOULD BE GAY, STUPID!

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23:57 - Spooky King: http://imgur.com/gallery/JIV6AuP
sábado, 25 de Outubro de 2014
00:00 - Sylph: What if it isn't a fart.
00:00 - Spooky King: you get after eights
00:00 - Sylph: oh sweet fucking jesus
00:00 - Spooky King:

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22:43 - Sampai: http://new2.fjcdn.com/comments/Actually+they+weren+t+joking+_7caf24521ce1a12a9f7768324e566114.jpg
22:43 - Sampai: http://new1.fjcdn.com/comments/Pls+no+_ac2c620a0ee14a33eb73f8e598653f4e.jpg
22:43 - Weeaboo faggot: :(
22:44 - Weeaboo faggot: I want it...
22:44 - Weeaboo faggot: Why did I buy a computer instead of a dildo...
22:44 - Sampai: well i would tell you to go fuck yourself, but it seems you just cant
22:44 - Sampai: AH!


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Venäläinen: Share the euros?
Venäläinen: And go buy ice cream or something?
White Privileged Man: yes
White Privileged Man: 2 calippos
Venäläinen: That's not ice cream
Venäläinen: that's just ice
White Privileged Man: ill give you the cream later
Venäläinen: xD
Venäläinen: I gave that one to you a bit too easily
White Privileged Man: yes

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[19:00:13] Generic person: so how are you bruno?
[19:09:05] Bruno the glorious leader: my wank arm is still fucked

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Qwertipman: Hammock > Beanbag
Qwertipman: Hammocks are god tier
Bruno the White Privileged Man: true but you need to have good trees
Bruno the White Privileged Man: and metal poles are for poor fags
Bruno the White Privileged Man: like me
Qwertipman: just hang it up across the gap between your neighbours house
Bruno the White Privileged Man: thats an decent fall
Bruno the White Privileged Man: but you have money for ensurance
Bruno the White Privileged Man: which means more money
Bruno the White Privileged Man: and a nurse to wash you
Qwertipman: Coming full circle now
Qwertipman: You're becoming a true brit

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CIS Scum: your bank accountn
Nion: My bank account got 1,3k NOK
CIS Scum: your ability to suck dicks for bus fare
Nion: increases with 1k every month because of school fundings
Nion: I got a busscard for free
CIS Scum: that makes it even worse then
Nion: 21:02 - CIS Scum: your ability to suck dicks for bus fare
21:03 - Nion: I got a busscard for free
21:03 - CIS Scum: that makes it even worse then
21:04 - Zobota: O-o
21:04 - Nion: read it?
21:04 - Zobota: yeah
21:05 - Zobota: but i dont get it
21:05 - Zobota: its random
21:05 - Zobota: CIS Scum is a random dude
21:05 - Nion: It is not random tho
21:05 - Nion: It is HAXX / White privileged man
21:05 - Zobota: i kno
21:06 - Nion: Then why say it is a random dude?
21:06 - Zobota: he is talking random stuff*
21:06 - Nion: oh like that
21:07 - Nion: Well it is not random tho. well to some degree it is, but I have known this asshat for 4 years or something, so i am used to it
Nion: no offense
Nion: (I posted the chat we just had, not just those 3 lines)
CIS Scum: ill let you know its its tupeé not a hat
Nion: x'D

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Ky ♑: What kinda kebab does portugal have?
White Privileged Man: immigrant
Ky ♑: But.

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White Privileged Man: I can't even right now
Nion: nvm
White Privileged Man: No u
Nion: Andorra is far away right? As long as they live so far away from them you rarely get to see them it doesn't matter if you do something questionable
White Privileged Man: She has a boyfriend, right here
Nion: Doesn't matter
White Privileged Man: You big doofus
White Privileged Man: You're even worse than me right now
Nion: Well I am off to bed. G'night

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シロクマチャイカさん: Maybe I should visit the outside world some day
シロクマチャイカさん: I hear that it has fresh air
White Privileged Man: good graphics, shitty gameplay and story
White Privileged Man: 6/10 if you rolled good stats
White Privileged Man: but if you are here, im guessing you havent
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02:39 - Nion: http://gyazo.com/b66c642dca478a14f70f135541a1c8db
02:42 - White Privileged Man: wat
02:44 - White Privileged Man: what have you been watching
02:44 - Nion: Fate/kaleid
02:44 - Nion: a magical girl show
02:44 - White Privileged Man: plot enriched anime
02:46 - Nion: Indeed
02:47 - Nion: Sometimes i wonder why I watch this stuff
02:48 - White Privileged Man: you are lonely man that talks to a portuguese asshole
02:48 - White Privileged Man: guess that covers a bit
02:49 - Nion: Holy fuck
02:49 - Nion: Thinking about it that way really makes it sound bad
02:49 - White Privileged Man: YES

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シロクマチャイカさん: aaaaaa.
White Privileged Man: bbbbbbbb
シロクマチャイカさん: I want a horse ccccccccock dildo
White Privileged Man: then buy one

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Spikà★ Jul 16 @ 8:37pm 
HAXX!!
Ghost Jun 16 @ 12:30pm 
meteme no grupo de viseu eu sou de lá
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Envia convite para o grupo Viseu sff :D
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