"THOU SHALT NOT H4XX! ONLY PRAISE THOU MIGHTY HAXX!"
We are the Haxx Religion. Our god is Haxx. Our messiah is Leroy Jenkins. Our holy city is The Village of H4XX where all hot women under 30 are reqiured to walk around naked serving Baffo's Microwave Burritos and MTN DEW all day and the ping is always low and there is no such thing as LAWS. Those who join this group are hearbye signing a not-so-written statement that says THOW SHALT NOT HAXX! Everybody else are H4xx0rs. Those who praise Haxx and follow our soon to be published COMMANDMENT (really its just fucking hillarious) book go to Windows Heaven. Those who do not go to MAC hell, where you are SKULLFUCKED by Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs shoves an old brick IPOD up your ass that constantly plays gay elevator music and My Chemical Romance. PRAISE H4XX! ALL OTHERS SHALL PERISH IN THE FIERY, FEATURE LACKING DEPTHS OF MAC HELL!!!
This group is in NO WAY associated with DasBoSchitt's Gmod Idiot Box videos
NOTE: This is not a sham




