The cake is an obvious lie.
There was going to be a big party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube, but naturally he couldn't come because you murdered him. And your other friends couldn't come because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are.
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We are a bunch of year 3 DET students from NYPSIDM. We are here to do some science and bake some cake.
NOTE: We had all graduated from NYP, class of 08, and are now spread between Digipen and NUS. The cake is still a lie.
