The Flower Delivery Boys

Who are we?

FDB is a collection of Flower Delivery Boys (and ladies), gathered together in awe of Majik's age. Together with the legendary Tenacious D he realized the powerful gaming clan that could be unleashed by uniting those who can deliver. Flowers. And thus was FDB formed. Recognizing the zen wisdom that he who can fire an entire M4 clip and not hit anything shall be called great, for it is truly harder to miss than hit, Kia was admitted into the clan. Things went downhill fast and soon we arrived at a state where Zombid was allowed to join, and ever since has taken to playing the vital role of boosting everyone else's Kill/Death ratio. Since those early days, pes, loki and olive oil have taken FDB FTW!

FDB Recruitment:

If you want to join FDB, the first thing to do is get on the game server, vent server, and forums and get to know current members. After you've been around a while you should request to join - or, if you are lucky, you may receive a personal invitation to join from the Majik-TenD team.

Becoming a member of FDB is based on the following criteria:
1) Playing regularly on our server(s)
2) Getting on Vent and TheGamingOais.net to talk to members.
3) Being fun to play against and talk to.
4) Being a team player.
5) Not belonging to any other clan.

FDB does not care about how good of a player you are: If you played counterstrike since 1.0 and have won CAL or if you've only played for 3 weeks and die more often than Majik, we will consider you only on the criteria above. Once you have applied you will be considered by the FDB team before being either given a provisional acceptance or rejection.

Scrim FDB:

FDB play(ed) in high intensity games (scrims) both internally and against other clans. Scrims are usually played on one map for 15 rounds on each side between two teams of around 5 players. If you are a member of a clan and want to scrim against us, post on TheGamingOasis.net and we'll try to get a team together to play you. If you aren't in a clan but would like to play in a more strenuous game let us know - we'd be happy to hook you up with others / some of our members for a pick up game.

Matches:

FDB compete(d) in both Team Warfare League (TWL) and Cyberathlete Amateur League (CAL) competitions. We have teams in the CAL open 5v5 competition, TWL 5v5 ladder, TWL 3v3 ladder and a very exclusive 2v2 ladder team. Anyone in the clan is welcome to play in matches. We treat TWL matches as a way of getting as many people as possible the chance to play a match so here priority is given to people who don't get to compete often. CAL matches are played by the best team we can field. (or whichever 5 people actually show up...)

Sprays:

Sprays can be funny. Or they can be offensive. For that reason, please don't use pornographic/paedophilic or offensive sprays of any kind while in our server. Doing so is frowned upon and is bound to get you "the boot" - no olive oil included.