Light a man a fire and he will be warm for a day.

Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Don't argue with stupid people because then you stoop down to their level and they beat you with experience.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
- George Carlin

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can substantially upgrade the quality of your misery."
- Bill Heavey

"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen F Roberts

"Folks that want porn can buy an Android phone." -- Steve Jobs