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Member since:
December 24, 2007
Playing time:
43.2 hrs past 2 weeks
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BEST L4D2 PLAYER IN THE WORLD.
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CodFather 420 : your a bit of an asshole
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PORKY : Sampson IS A VIRGIN
PORKY : LOL
ll Pride ll : =O
Sampson : so what if i am?
greyhound2k : catch up douchelle
PORKY : ROFL
Sampson : explain what is bad about that, please.
ll Pride ll : nah i dont think he could be gay
PORKY : LOL
PORKY : Sampson THATS GOIN ON MY PROFILE
PORKY : LOL
PORKY : Sampson : so what if i am?
PORKY : ROFL
Latinum has been invited to chat.
ENVY U MAD? LOL: LOL
Latinum entered chat.
ENVY U MAD? LOL: LATINUM
Captain Mazda: hey latinum
ENVY U MAD? LOL: U MAD
Captain Mazda: are u mad bro?
Latinum: yes
ENVY U MAD? LOL: nice
Captain Mazda: i could tell
Latinum: im so mad i had to add both of you
Captain Mazda: because you probably waited all game to kick us from that empty lobby
Captain Mazda: LOL
Captain Mazda: yeah
Latinum: yes
ENVY U MAD? LOL: lol
ENVY U MAD? LOL: so mad
Captain Mazda: you just want friends
ENVY U MAD? LOL: admit it
Latinum: yeah
Captain Mazda: i bet if i delete you
Captain Mazda: you'll get really mad
Captain Mazda: ?
Latinum: i have no friends
Latinum: i will
Latinum: so u better not
ENVY U MAD? LOL: say more about ur miserable life
Captain Mazda: yeah
Latinum: or i report u for cyber bullying
Captain Mazda: i'm curious
Latinum: well
ENVY U MAD? LOL: im copying this convo after and putting it in my profile
Captain Mazda: what do people like you do all day
Latinum: i get angry often
Captain Mazda: except play video games
Latinum: play video games some more
Latinum: and rage
ENVY U MAD? LOL: nice
ENVY U MAD? LOL: sounds like a pretty fuckin sad life
Captain Mazda: 500 hours of l4d2
Latinum: it is
Captain Mazda: do you just sit in the main menu all day because you still play like a newbie
Captain Mazda: ?
Latinum: lol
ENVY U MAD? LOL: yea seriously
Captain Mazda: yeah
Captain Mazda: bro no offense or anything
Captain Mazda: but you spend all that time on one game
Latinum: main menu
Captain Mazda: and you're still really bad at it
Latinum: yeah
Captain Mazda: isn't that a sign that you should quit?
Latinum: yyour team was too good
Captain Mazda: quit while you're 10 miles behind?
Latinum: i dont quit
ENVY U MAD? LOL: or start playin another game maybe ?
Latinum: i keep fighting
ENVY U MAD? LOL: but ur bad
Latinum: yes
ENVY U MAD? LOL: i mean if we tried it be a 2 v 4
Latinum: anger makes me stronger
Captain Mazda: you're just gonna keep getting owned
ENVY U MAD? LOL: easy win
Captain Mazda: and then you get upset and mad all over again
Captain Mazda: just like you are now
Captain Mazda: then your poor mom has to bake more cookies to cheer you up
ENVY U MAD? LOL: so tell me the real reason of adding us
Captain Mazda: and she has to walk all the way down to the basement to bring you the cookies
ENVY U MAD? LOL: arent u tired and mad of hearing us talkin shit about ur sad life ?
Captain Mazda: basically we're trying to save your mom the trouble
ENVY U MAD? LOL: do u really want someone to talk ?
Latinum: im gonna go
ENVY U MAD? LOL: u mad?
Latinum: rage
Latinum left chat.
ENVY U MAD? LOL: LO
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VIRGIN DETECTORS
LOL WHERE ARE YOU GONNA HIDE NOW VIRGINS
LOL I MAKE YOU LAUGH, I MAKE YOU CRY, I MAKE YOU SO MAD, YOU'RE GONNA FRY
I'M BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY AND YOU LOVE IT LOL
--CAPTAIN MAZDA
LOL THIS IS THE TEAM OF VIRGIN DETECTORS. THAT MEANS IF YOU ARE A VIRGIN YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THIS GROUP , SO YOU CAN SHARE YOUR VIRGIN STORIES WITH YOUR OTHER FELLOW VIRGINS LOL.
TIPS ON HOW TO DETECT A VIRGIN ---
1.IF THEY ARE PLAYIN A GAME TO SERIOUS. LOL
2.IF THEY HAVE THE SUMMER VIRGIN ACTIVIES AND ACHIVEMENTS FILLED UP LOL.
3.IF THEY HAVE ALL TYPES OF LETTERS IN THEY'RE NAMES TRYING TO LOOK PRO LOL.
4.IF THEY RAGE AND GET MAD WHEN WE ARE CALLING EM VIRGINS AND THEY DENY IT SAYING "NO IM NOT" LOL
SO HERE ARE SOME USEFULL TIPS TO LOCATE A VIRGIN/NO LIFER/ FAT/UGLY/ LOL.
IF YOU THINK YOU LOCATED A VIRGIN THEN JOIN THIS GROUP AND INVITE THEM.
OR GET IN CONTACT WITH ME OR CAPTAIN MAZDA AND SEND US THEY RE LINK. WE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE REST LOL.
--PORKY
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