HALO 3 PC HALO 3 PC HALO 3 PC HALO 3 PC HALO 3 PC HALO 3 PC HALO 3 PC HALO 3 FUCKER!!!! SUCK IT HALO 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AN ANCIENT EPIC GAME AWAKENS ON PC B***H!!!! NOW GO BACK TO THE BENCH WHERE YOU FUCKIN' BELONG YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. KURT DAVIS IS GONNA MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WAKE UP.

its a game hwere you are given parts and you put pigs in them to make a car and you make it to the end. if you fail. you can rebuild the car

Worst sonic game of all. Story mode is a mindfuck bassicly it goes like this : EVERYONE DIES. the end. survival mode is BS. its sucks. This is the Sonic that i can say is for money milking. all others saying: IT HAS GREAT SP AHAHAHA . WELL IT ISINT! those who say This has great SP, obviously didint played Sonic Rivals. These people should be locked up!

The best f**king game I have EVER played. Highly original, TONS O FUN. Strap on your hardhat and fix clogged toilets in these intricately designed levels.

its about a robot in the earth many years than where we are today. and he tries to find love. they look like mutated lawers. lawers who dose drugs all day so they got a warped head

don't bother with this crap it is a non functioning piece of shit software that serves no function for your iphone

the worst game of all time

Now CJ is clearly the weakest fighter in this game. So how come in the intro, the monster makes him out to be some powerful kid who can help him save the world from destruction? I don't think this kid even knows how to save toilet paper.

This is one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life. On the box, it says, "Plays like a game... feels like a MOVIE!!!"

Well that's horse shit. It does not play like a game, and it certainly does not feel like a movie. It's a slideshow that verges on being softcore porn.

But it isn't that either! It's like some kind of experimental art project. If I just made a bunch of shit and put all kinds of filters on it, that would be the same as this miserable pile of fuck.

Just how bad is Fallout: New Vegas? It's as bad as your mind will allow you to comprehend. It is so disturbingly bad that even its budget price tag seems like a slap in the face. It really makes you wonder if the company that put out this dreck even took so much as a half minute to glance at the game that it was releasing.

this game (mod) sucks fucking ass it sucks its shit no one wants this up there ass there ass is to clean for this game

Gordon Freeman and Duke Nukem's parents leave to go on a ten-day cruise, leaving Gordon and Duke in charge. But when Gordon and Duke accidentally put their little sister Catie on the wrong flight to Los Angeles, when she was supposed to visit her friend, Louie Barone in Denver, Colorado, Gordon and Duke leave to search for her in L.A.

Is it just me,or is that one hell of a bigass tower?
(BY the way,i was 5 and i played Dota 2 and now im 30 and i still FREAKING LOVE IT!!!)

This game is probably the worst game the gamecube ever had to put up with. this is shovelware at best and just a disk at worst. a story is al ready terrible enough but him about sonic "finishing" someone is just terrible.

sorry even in a game this bad i dont give the story away. The gameplay is... terrible due to bad camera bad controls and no sense whatsoever THE POLES AND SWORDS HAVE AMMO,no sense made here.

The Good
-It's fun to shrink enemies and stomp on them.

THE BAD:
-Horrible main character
-Bad story
-Awful dialouge
-Bad gunplay
-Pointless cursing
-Long, boring platforming and driving sections
-The shooting lacks impact
-Ugly visuals
-Fails to be shocking, sexy, or funny.

Overall, Sonic the Hedgehog 4 - Episode II is barely playable, not funny, rampantly offensive, and one of the best games I've ever played in my entire life.

Sam is back in another action-packed adventure, but he's not the same. In Serious Sam 3, experiments with Dark Eco gone wrong leave Sam with an uncontrollable dark side, and after two years in prison, Sam seeks vengeance.

Armed with powerful weapons, a high-tech jetboard, and a number of vehicles at your disposal, you have no excuse for failure.

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 takes place in a bizarre cyberpunk future where orcs, elves, and vampires coexist with technology and grim industrial cityscapes. You are Sonic the Hedgehog, a courier in Seattle who is critically wounded by assassins.

You awake in a morgue, plagued by amnesia. Your goal is to uncover exactly who you are and who wants you dead. Based on the pen and paper RPG of the same name.

A cross between back to the future and the matrix, and even a short scooby doo parody, comes to you a long game about a guy trying to get back to the past and present. This Video Game was done before I had all the professional equipment, so the quality is not that superior, but the story is great

Andross, an evil floaty head thing that we later learned was actually some sort of primate, has sent his armies to threaten New York City and Hong Kong. As JC Denton, the leader of an elite team of mercernaries, it's up to you to stop him in this groundbreaking 3D rail shooter.

So what are you waiting for? Jump in your trusty Arwing and fight your way through the Lylat system to Andross's base in Area 51! Do it now! Deus Ex's famous polygonal graphics are made possible by a special Super FX chip built into the cartridge.

Even if you can get past the terrible graphics, lame story, horrible gameplay, bad level designs, outdated mechanics, cringe-worthy one-liners, bare bones multiplayer and abysmal mini-games, Breath of Death VII would still be a terrible game. Factor in the long list of performance issues and this becomes one of the worst games of all time!

simply the GREATEST FUCKING crime games i have ever played IT JUST WOW'S ME THE MULTIPL STORYS THE MAP THE WHOL FUCKING THING IS KICK ASS the the map is amazing the hole fucking thing has an amazing online play and its frikign fun you shud get it its on free to play AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME GET IT IT KICK'S ASS they try to mk it so reol life its the BEST®

Iv had the game since its release, I have 55 hours played and this game still has me laughing. You would think after all that time I would have heard all the 1 liners but nope. Just last night after smoking someone in pvp adam denton said

"I had eggs for breakfast, your mom had sausage"

I actually busted out laughing, props to the eidos team, its very very rare a game can make me actually laugh out loud. I'v got more real life lol out of this game then all the other games iv played combined over the last 10 years.

the best crime game i have played i have railworks 2 on ps2 and if u are comparing the two u are mistaken railworks 3 is superior in all ways known to man

This game is such a let down, and we all know it. I preordered this for the PC, and played it today for a couple hours, mostly campaign. I’ve logged hundreds of hours of online play on MW3 and Skyrim and I can say that I haven’t seen one part of this game that is superior to that of those games. The realism in the game is not there. The graphics are like counter strike from 10 years ago.

- It repeated level one three times
- They messed up the goal theme
- The graphics were messed up putting 8-bit sprites in level two
- Sonic scream like an idiot
- The colors went all mixed for no reason
- They are not funny at level two
- With only two stupid levels

The Best® game ever made tied with Big Rigs Over the Road Racing.

The song I most enjoyed was the remix from the Mega Man 2's
Escape from the City.I downloaded it to my MP5 and now I can't stop
listening it!IT'S SO F**KIN AWESOME!!!Once again,the classic remix
was whose I most enjoyed.Good Job Bungie!

Also some time ago I downloaded the demo of the game.Dude,I never fought
I would enjoy a classic gameplay in a SO HARD WAY!!IT'S AWESOME!OUTSTANDING!
AMAAZING!!

Time to rant about this awful game:

In this game, Robotnik has captured Doomguy and Sonic must try to rescue him. Can you say lame? The Genesis version let you play as Donkey Kong, why not here? id Software is very messed up on the concept of innovation.

To be honest this is the best fangame of Mario i ever know you should play it to.

simply the best FUCKING games i have ever played the story is amazing the the map is amazing the hole fucking thing is amazing get it it kick's ass

Play First Encounter co-op with a friend for over 3 hours on Mental difficulty. Reach the final boss, game crashes. No way of finishing.


Spoilers: We stood up 'till 3:30 A.M. trying to beat this.

If you look at the later version of this game for the 32X, they added two extra tracks, two extra cars, some new music, and a special two-player mode. The PC version, sadly, only has the original three tracks, and a Time Attack mode to race against the clock.

The 32X version is far superior.

No house no apartment no box on the street to live in. no nfl combine to play in. no hire agents no fire agents. . you make a player work him out with many drills . head to the combine work out with many drills . meet! with coaches , players teams and work out for them and head to the draft . NOPE nothing like it that but it needs to be.

garbage form of entertainment I've had more fun being in a hospital waiting room for 3 hours with a crippling pain in my neck only for them to tell me nothing's wrong at 1 in the fucking morning

The dungeons are simple. You enter a big room, and cannot advance the other until you kill every monster (and there's a lot per room). So be prepare to pass 80% of the game time bashing the mouse key for the same 3 hit combo.

Boring third-person corridor shooter with shitty cliché animu styled characters and dialogue that makes Tim Buckley look like Shakespeare. This game blows in every way possible, stay away from Mass Effect 2 as far as you can. Want a great role-playing game? Buy Marvel vs. Capcom 3 instead.

The worst part about this game though was the cuss language. Everytime a solder falls of the stage, he would say "d*** it", and everyone else says cuss words as well (refer to the hero mission in lethal highway when the tank gets away). With content like this, dice should have re-rated this game T for teen.

Team Fortress 2 stinks. If you own a copy, God help you if you were older than 5 at the time of buying it or receiving it. This game makes Call of Duty on the original Playstation look like a pure, awe inspiring masterpiece.

Nothing can eclipse the fact that this game blows like a toupe in a convertible.

You better what out.

If Super Metroid and Sonic CD had rough, unprotected sex, and it turned out the mother had an affair with NBA 2k11, the baby would be Mass Effect.

A wonderful kids game.

This is without a doubt one of the most flawed hockey game I have ever played. True, I'm not a Wayne Gretzky fan, but I thought he might at least be able to make a decent hockey game. But alas, this game is a major disappointment, avoid it at all costs.

Terrible, waste of time, money, and your life. Seriously the worst game ever made. Nothing original and nothing a rational minded gamer would like

blody god time is too slow paced game with huge campground like maps,it had to be sacraficed,and too te people saying i could have traded it in,i could have gotten 20$ for it,id rather give my beastscribers entertainment then get 20$,and maybe you would enjoy the game,i dont

Flashy intro screen? GONE. 4 player co-op? GONE. Cool graphics? GONE.

there's no coinboxes, no goombas, no turtles, and worst of all; there's no coinboxes.

well i was on youtube and i saw dad of defeat I BEGGED my mom for it she said yes when i got that ga,e in my hand i opened it i said i'm in love with it thats why you sould buy it and also you just lay it on its bed and it starts charging enjoy your ngame

SOIELRS: kane is max borther, in BOTH games

this game is just horrible! graphics suk its like im playing 60 dollars ps2 game.. multiplayer laggy slow and buggy... single player short and boring.. waste of 60bux just horrible.. dont waste ur money..

Take my advice kid, research, severly research. You're obviously another one of these Xbox Nintendo freaks, again I'll say it, if you know nothing about the ZX Spectrum, don't comment on Otouto's vids and don't take the piss out of him for his choice of uploads. You clear?

but if you don t like you can go to hell ,mother fucker

Seriously one of the worst games I have ever played. Why would anyone want to play a game that involves pushing 1 button. On top of that the story line is very weak. Don't waste your money.

I bought this game expecting a truly great football simulator, but what I got was totally different. I do not appreciate the new direction they are taking the series.

If I wanted to shoot people I would have bought Call of Duty, not Freedom Force. EA Sports, please return Freedom Force to its former glory!

this game sucks donkey balls. the controls are so clunky and the fov is god awful. the guns are all spray fests.

the only shooter that takes skill is halo.

Pefect Dark with a 2-weapon limit, shields, and a waypoint telling you where to go. Oh, and a melee that can kill anything along with being able to arrest almost every single enemy you see.

No game in history, not even Final Fantasy, has a story that could possibly come close to the sheer brilliance of this game. For the first time in any game, I was fully engaged in the fantastic storyline, and when I thought I knew what was going to happen, I was caught completely off guard.

So much was put into the plot, it's hard not to call it one of the best action stories ever put into a video game, movie, book, or television show. Everything about this game stands out above the rest. Best action game, best PC game, and the best game ever made. Period.

This is absolutely awful. The Crysis franchise has been dragged through the dirt so often, and this serves to add insult to injury. This game is utterly bland, soulless and broken beyond repair.

What should have been a dramatic return for Crysis, as signalled by the hugely promising trailer videos from earlier this year and the bold decision to use the original Crysis name, has turned out to be an absolute mess.

Along with the Engrish translation, ear-torturing voice acting and mindless, lifeless soundtrack, Crysis is a broken, hideous mess, splattered in the middle of the gaming motorway.

Sure, the game is shallow, but the multiplay experience is more addictive than nicotine laced caramel-filled crack. This one already has a permanent place on the hard drive. Bring it on!

Counter-Strike: Source transcends video games. It is a global entertainment experience. Just as "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" and "Spiderman 3" brought to a close two of the most lucrative and epic film trilogies of all time, Counter-Strike: Source brings to a close perhaps the most complete, engaging and downright fun video game trilogy of all time. (Counter-Strike, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero, Counter-Strike: Source) There is absolutely no way any Counter-Strike fan will be disappointed by this game.

Day of Defeat: Source is a superb adventure, a deep gameplay experience, action packed and stuffed full of amazing vistas, If you own a good PC you have to buy this game. It's every bit the the smart, sexy, thrilling, moving, funny, tense game we hoped it would be.

Poker Night at the Inventory feels like a step right back into the same crap this series has drowned in for the past decade. If I had to pick a color for this game, it would be brown, for very obvious reasons.

HOOAH.

I admit I had my doubts about Moonbase Alpha. It seemed that Modern Warfare 2 was going to be impossible to top, but NASA has come in and trounced that game in every possible way.