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An enigmatic person living in a castle on a tall mountain in the deepest woods of the Westerwald, Friedrich Wutzenstein participated in The Great War by inventing the "Wutz Speed". It allows the user to go from one point to the other just by saying "Wutz!" regardless of how far both points are apart from each other. This allowed the Middle Schoolers to hold their position against the Teachers and the Postmen to completely obliterate the Firemen's Stronghold within one night.
Friedrich Wutzenstein currently lives in his castle creating new inventions, gadgets and devices, of which none don't seem to come to fruitrition like Wutz Speed. He cites "creative destruction" as the reason for this.
Centuries ago, men attempted to fly by putting wings on their arms and flapping really hard. Logically, in their minds, it should have worked. Birds fly. Birds have wings. Therefore, having wings should mean man will fly.
Travel back in time when smoothly scrolling backgrounds on PC were considered an achievement in this collection of five excellent platformers.