GoatMips™
Nicholas (GoatMips) Stonecipher   United States
 
 
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

"To enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal."
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It is important to remember that while chasing a dream of being a CS:GO pro is fun, exciting, and a good experience, it doesn't get in the way of your every day life.

Your efforts in CS:GO and any other game for that matter should be weighed and compared with everything else you do. Sure, try to become pro at a video-game and see how it goes, but do not let it get in the way of your personal life.

I owned CS:GO for roughly 3 years and only started to play it hardcore for 2 years. I did the calculations and for those 2 years, the results are scary.

I ended up playing the game, on average, 42.75 hours per 2 weeks. This equates to roughly 3.05 hours per day. This is time that I could have spent doing school, hanging out with friends, or bettering myself in other hobbies.

CS:GO is fun and playing it itself isn't that bad, just take into consideration what else you are doing with your time. Too much of anything isn't healthy.

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Check out my team:
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We thank our proud sponsors, AbsurdMinds, for giving us a server to practice and scrim on!


#retired.

Check me out elsewhere!

Moderator of /r/CSGO_NadeTactics
GitHub: Nickster258 [github.com]
Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/goatmips/
YouTube: Nickster258
Twitter: @hypnobunny
Pinterest: GoatMips [www.pinterest.com] shutup
Public Steam Group: Absurd Minds Public
Official Steam Group: GoatieNation

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Computer specs!

CPU: Intel Core i5-4690K 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor
CPU Cooler: Corsair H55 57.0 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler
Motherboard: MSI Z97-GAMING 5 ATX LGA1150 Motherboard
Memory: Mushkin Essentials 16GB (4 x 4GB) DDR3-1866 Memory
Storage: Samsung 850 EVO-Series 500GB 2.5" Solid State Drive
Storage: Seagate Barracuda 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive
Video Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1080 Founder's Edition
Case: Fractal Design Define R5 w/Window (Black) ATX Mid Tower Case
Power Supply: EVGA SuperNOVA GS 650W 80+ Gold Certified Fully-Modular

CS:GO Knifes!

Current Knifes:
Bayonet | Doppler (FN) [csgostash.com]
Karambit | Blue Steel (FT) [csgostash.com]

Knife History:
Flip Knife | Stained (FT) [csgostash.com]
Gut Knife | Stained (FT) [csgostash.com]
Gut Knife | Boreal Forest (FN) [csgostash.com]
Gut Knife | Slaughter (MW) [csgostash.com]
Hunstman | Case Hardened (BS) [csgostash.com]
Bayonet | Stained (BS) [csgostash.com]
Gut Knife | Fade (FN) [csgostash.com]
Flip Knife | Boreal Forest (FT) [csgostash.com]
Karambit | Safari Mesh (FT) [csgostash.com]
M9 Bayonet | Urban Masked (FT) - StatTrak [csgostash.com]
Bayonet | Damascus Steel (FN) [csgostash.com]
Bayonet | Doppler (FN) [csgostash.com]
Shaddow Dagger | Stained (BS) [csgostash.com]
Butterfly Knife | Safari Mesh (BS) [csgostash.com]
Butterfly Knife | Vanilla [csgostash.com]
Bayonet | Stained (FT) [csgostash.com]
Karambit | Blue Steel (FT) [csgostash.com]

People responding to my jokes:
GoatMips™: WHAT
GoatMips™: DO YOU CALL
GoatMips™: A VERY LARGE MOTH?!
V3SSE^L: A FUCKIG SCARY THING THAT CAN TAKE MY HOUSE
GoatMips™: A BEHEMOTH
GoatMips™: HA
V3SSE^L: HAHAHA
GoatMips™: HAHAH
V3SSE^L: HA
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GoatMips™: HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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GoatMips™: what do you call a fake noodle?
GoatMips™: an impasta!
RETRO_MPH: dont
RETRO_MPH: ever
RETRO_MPH: talk to me
GoatMips™: np bby

GoatMips™: WHAT DO YOU CALL
X-Tribulation: no
GoatMips™: A REALLY LARGE MOTH
X-Tribulation: stop
X-Tribulation: BEHEMOTH
GoatMips™: tibimoth
X-Tribulation: MAMOTH
X-Tribulation: WTF!
X-Tribulation: NO?!
X-Tribulation: I'M DONE
GoatMips™: tis my joke im bestest

GoatMips™: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE NOODLE
PlattZ: uh
PlattZ: a pillow
GoatMips™: an IMPASTA
GoatMips™: HAHAHAHAHA
PlattZ: kill me

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Dopeness Feb 5 @ 11:42pm 
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IcE.CreAm Nov 6, 2016 @ 7:34pm 
added for the lulz
senTenZ Oct 1, 2016 @ 5:58pm 
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