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- - Gary Oak

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you teach me and ill teach you

Pokemon master

 

i show up to challenge you when you have just done something great and are worn down.

You have just been rewarded with your Masters Degree in Cancer Research. In ten minutes you are going to have an interview to get the job of a lifetime with a six digit salary. You'll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You flip on the TV right before you leave and what do you see? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK has just found the cure for cancer.

You're training on Route 22 for Brock's Gym, your Pokemon are tired, and who do you see? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

You just beat Lance, the last one of the Elite Four, with all of your revives and healing items used up and being almost raped by his onslaught of shitting dick nipples. In the middle of jamming the A-button, he says you WOULD be the champion, but who has to be in the next room that's so bare it's epic? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK>.

It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokemon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.


You just build uber in tf2 and just before you deploy your uber , guess who comes and kills you then taunts? GARY MOTHERFUCKIING OAK


You have just fended off a shark, you are bloody and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

You're walking home at night and a nigger attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, still sustaining some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up and asks you for your wallet with a baseball bat? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK, that's who.
i just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He's walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He's tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.


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-TFG- bort posted on November 09, 2009 @ 1:28am
greatest steam page ever.
 
Hamish Ftw posted on October 31, 2009 @ 2:58am
Matt....I think i love you...lol.
 
Steele posted on October 11, 2009 @ 9:25pm
yes it is
 
Mr. Crabapple posted on April 16, 2009 @ 8:07pm
I just commented you and there's nothing you can do about it.


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We are the fresh food people

A group for current and past employees of Woolworths, Safeway and other woolworths owned companies

Eventually we are wanting to play scrims against other supermarkets from Autralia and New Zealand

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