"Tell the world how awesome you are ... or that you really like cookies."

Let's do this.

Spectacular specs:
GTX 560 Ti ASUS GPU
i5 2500K CPU
ASUS P8Z68-V LX
8GB Corsair RAM
2TB Seagate HDD
128GB Sandisk SSD
AS5 Thermal Paste
Some cheapo case that's not half bad.
And 42 inch Panasonic Plasma TV makes it all complete.

Top games of all time. OF ALL TIME! Possible fluctuations. Be warned.

1. Portal. "I mean, seriously now?"
2. Team Fortress 2
3. Tomb Raider II
4. The Secret of Monkey Island
5. Halo 2
6. Fallout 3
7. Half Life 2
8. Pokemon Blue
9. Metal Gear Solid
10. Minecraft
And honourable mentions to GTA IV, CoD4 and Bioshock (1 and Infinite).

360 is preferred console, PC is preferred platform. Gaben is preferred human.

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

Also, my reviews are the opposite of concise, yet descript. But oh well, most people won't agree with me unless they're at gunpoint. :P

P.S. I'm rambling.

P.P.S. If you hadn't gathered, I do not operate with sanity. It's a lifestyle choice.