This game made me play guitar for several hours and it still hasn't gotten me laid
0/10 total ripoff
18 November 2012 @ 5:33pm
Contender for the title of 'Most Overrated Game of All Time'
2 November 2012 @ 4:22pm
If you are inexperienced, you aren't allowed to play.
If you play anyway, you get insults written in cyrillic thrown at you.
If you point out that Russia has its own server region, you get insults written in cyrillic thrown at you.
If you play well, you get insults written in cyrillic thrown at you.
You can't win. No matter what happens, you'll always be a сука.
1 November 2012 @ 1:47pm
Play around with the simplest 3D animation and storyboarding tool in the world to realize you have no talent
26 September 2012 @ 2:29pm
Everything I said about bit.trip runner also applies to this game
26 September 2012 @ 2:25pm
If you aren't getting flashbacks of the early 00's from its style alone the game forces you back there with its frustrating controls and physics straight from the babysteps of the 3D era
5/10 would bang if drunk
26 September 2012 @ 1:51pm
Play if you like hearing little kids yell in their mics
26 August 2012 @ 2:36pm
I wish Sonic and his friends would just shut up
26 August 2012 @ 2:35pm
I want to like this game, but it keeps spewing bullshit at me right when I've started to feel the atmosphere
How the hell do you follow up the line
"We were reminded of the miracle in the meadow and our encounter with The Gold Trigon... what new powers had we been granted?"
with "Logfella was totally floored at how awesome and crazy the fight with the gold trigon sounded from the description we gave him."
22 August 2012 @ 3:50pm
It probably is the game that started the mess of all these pretentious indie games being released, but it is undoubtedly a solid game. Somewhat short and easy, but entertaining.
13 July 2012 @ 8:56am
I can't stand slider puzzles.
Looks to be a funny game if you do.
13 April 2012 @ 10:43am
I have never had so much fun protecting a gay man before
20 March 2012 @ 2:51pm
One of my best examples of great video game concepts that were executed badly.
10 February 2012 @ 2:42pm
Game has pseudo-retro graphics, somewhat catchy music, simple controls and puts up a bit of a challenge.
It's also manages to be boring as hell.
10 February 2012 @ 2:38pm
I cannot stress the fact that you need this game enough.
26 January 2012 @ 8:31am
With a total graphical rehaul this game could easily be about Brock Samson from The Venture Bros.
Great game.
30 December 2011 @ 5:06pm
If you enjoy playing games that have absolutely atrocious controls and require precise platforming, then this game is for you.
30 December 2011 @ 10:22am
Walk through holes: With a vengeance
27 December 2011 @ 5:22pm
MY EYES
27 December 2011 @ 10:13am
Circle-strafe, amass your army, piss people off and build your empire.
Tons of fun.
26 July 2011 @ 8:42pm
Play as a guy with an eating disorder in ancient england.
8 March 2011 @ 4:11pm
Walk through holes.
8 March 2011 @ 4:08pm
I made all my levels by drawing penises
7 January 2011 @ 11:08am
Shoot zombies with your friends and ruin games for strangers online.
Isn't as fun since Valve disabled the vocalize command.
9 December 2010 @ 1:15pm
Come for the TF2 items, stay for the brilliant conversations. Until they've all been repeated 10 times.
9 December 2010 @ 1:12pm
Yyyyyyyyyyeah, no.
30 November 2010 @ 12:05pm
Guess why I haven't got more than 10 minutes of logged gametime.
30 November 2010 @ 12:04pm
GOTY every year.
30 November 2010 @ 12:00pm
Play Gravity Gun Deathmatch or thousands of godawful custom maps.
The Gravity Gun Deathmatch part is kinda fun unless you play it for more than 10 minutes straight, problem is people only play the godawful custom maps for some stupid reason.
30 November 2010 @ 11:59am
When I think about it, no, don't play this game.
30 November 2010 @ 11:55am
here comes another chinese earthquake, ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
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20 November 2010 @ 6:13am


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