flyingbuddy
Brandon   Australia
 
 
FUNNY/retarded COMMS:


snow: ure the sort of person who would get artificial limbs and keep changing them cos ur bored of them

http://imgur.com/gallery/HZQ1Y

flyingbuddy: hey do u know if vanquish is going to lan?
gstar: how the fuck would I know?
flyingbuddy: Aren't you like his best friend forever?
gstar: wtf are you gay
gstar: I don't even know him what the fuck
gstar: why did you ask me in the first place
flyingbuddy: What I was just asking lol, because he blocked me
gstar: Well he obviously blocked you for a reason, why do you even want to see him at lan
flyingbuddy: Just wanted to know if he was coming tbh
**Gstar is now offline** -removed me




Solomon: i had a dream where i stairstabbed a toddler
Solomon: grind your swiss cheese into a dildo and fuck yourself


Jaybladezz: what did yui say to the blonde girl at the bar
flyingbuddy: what
Jaybladezz: nothing yui doesn't have the guts to talk to girls
flyingbuddy: rofl


flyingbuddy-send your frag clips: I'm making a community frag video
flyingbuddy-send your frag clips: it's in the process
Eternal: why not badlands

D0M1N4T3D: Moved your mouse everywhere and shot randomly
D0M1N4T3D: Thats how I get airshots
flyingbuddyLF>HL Subs: I'm not a pyro main like u, I don't do that

[5:25:39 PM] flyingbuddy: hi
[5:25:44 PM] Legato: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
[5:25:46 PM] Legato: I mean
[5:25:46 PM] Legato: Hello

The Grinch: u have a sexy voice
The Grinch: like bane

flyingbuddy: teach me sniper ;3
Legaot: um point at head and then click mouse

"yeah"

flyingbuddy: yeah
Jasmine Geoh: yeah mate
Jasmine Geoh: so the damage hit numbers white yeah
flyingbuddy: yeah
Jasmine Geoh: and the last damage is blue yeah
flyingbuddy: yeah mate
flyingbuddy: so that's right yeah?
Jasmine Geoh: i think thats how i got it yeah


"I didn't know we had hl on Monday it's your fault you should of told me otherwise I would not have organised my 6s scrim you fucking idiot" -Munch 2k16

Mikey@: I honestly only accepted your friend request because I noticed that you're Australian and Australian's are cool!

Mikey@ Demos: {LINK REMOVED}

https://obla.me/getstring/index.php

ttp://bit.ly/2eJL1Xk



http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Unusual%20Wide-Brimmed%20Bandito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIssCQox-60
Currently Offline
Last Online 2 hrs, 38 mins ago
stuff
flyingbuddy: hello
psgamer pst: im psgamer pst
flyingbuddy: is this elmo alt smh
psgamer pst: i cant read it what is 'elmo alt' sorry for inconveninece
flyingbuddy: who the fuck are you lol
psgamer pst: hi
psgamer pst: im youtuber
psgamer pst: im tiza gaming best friend
flyingbuddy: who the fuck is tiza
flyingbuddy: LOL
psgamer pst: ok
flyingbuddy: so
flyingbuddy: why did you add me exactly?
psgamer pst: yes




Some sick songs (if u like INDIE):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cIiykUsOjQ (FuCKiN Amazing)


-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tEi4jQbvME

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acmfslPIf-8&list=PLeTNqDfAkpuHOF2mE9IVaUVkLZbvKEomR&index=123

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzKRZ7dJL2g&list=PLeTNqDfAkpuHOF2mE9IVaUVkLZbvKEomR&index=4

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNwri_nLGrc&list=PLeTNqDfAkpuHOF2mE9IVaUVkLZbvKEomR&index=118

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVZJ-vz7u5w&index=12&list=PLhSkbCkw5clwwu1YwSIDbzpeFhf2sxW1P

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WxPHBihAQ0&index=82&list=PLeTNqDfAkpuHOF2mE9IVaUVkLZbvKEomR

-https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=hZvFGEE26vE&list=PLeTNqDfAkpuHOF2mE9IVaUVkLZbvKEomR&index=121

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKemSP-Ei58&index=116&list=PLeTNqDfAkpuHOF2mE9IVaUVkLZbvKEomR

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOmy1RiXttk&t=3s&list=PLeTNqDfAkpuHOF2mE9IVaUVkLZbvKEomR&index=114

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPuume4-vrQ

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My Relatively Short Comp History:

SUMMERCUP
2017 Mid Summer Cup- Grandpa in My Pocket

OZFORTRESS
S15 Open- Medic for Quantum Laboratories- 6th place
s16 Intermediate- Sub roamer for Team Zeitgeist- 7th place
s18 Open- Core scout for Winnie the Pooh- 3rd place
s19 LFT

UGC
S14 Steel- Medic sub for The Last Veterans- 15th place
S15 Steel- Engie sub for Name Team Later- disbanded
S18 Steel- Core soldier for Is Shit HL- 9th place
S19 Steel- Sub scout for Stuck In The Closet To Narnia- incomplete season (aka fuck you duck)
S20 Platinum- Leader and core soldier for Zesty HL- 7th
S21 Platinum- Core Demo for Stationary Breakfast- 7th








Jane fanfic.....
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: i have no legs
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: :(
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: I have 3 legsa
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: legs
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: 2 on the side and one in the middle
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: you should
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: get that
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: looked at
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: well u know
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: the one in the middle is significantly smaller
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: unless erect
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: do you want me to write a sexual fanfic about you and catfish and the third leg
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: ok so
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: like
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: you guys live in a nice large house in the suburbs
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: because hes a famous cellist and youre a famous athlete
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: HAHA
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: DEAD
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and one day you come home from work
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and youre like
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: honey im home
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and catfish says
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: welcome home honey
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: you must have had a long HARD day
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: would you like A MASSAGE *Winks*
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and you BLUSH AND SAY YES OK
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and then he starts to massage your legs with coconut oil because thats good if you run a lot
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and he rubs his hands sensually on your thighs
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and he starts doing it faster and faster!! and fbuddy got really excited and he moans in pleasure
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and then catfish pulls down your running shorts and exclaiims OH MY WHAT A BAD BOY YOU ARE
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: becaues your third leg is literally jutting out
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and its still wearing a shoe
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: because you forgot to take it off
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and then you accidentally kick catfish in the face because youre so excited
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and catfish is nt impressed
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: so he grabs your third leg and spins you around by the third leg tryna take off your sick nike airmax on the third leg
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: but it seems to be stuck
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and catfish is just spinning you around tryna take off your nike
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: but the sheer force of spining throws you guys around and you knock over a candle which catfish had lit in advance for a romantic evening
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and then it starts a housefire
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and catfish YELLS COME ON WE NEED TO GET OUT
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and he lifts you in his arms and carries you out to the lawn while the house is burning down around you
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: as you are both on the lawn coughing, you look back towards the house eyes moist with tears of terror
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: "whats wrong" asks catfish
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: "my other two nike airmaxes" you whisper in fear
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: catfish gets up and rips off his shirt
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: his bulging muscles dripping with sweat
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and runs back into the house
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: fighting off the flames to save your nikes
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: he finds them in the lounge where he had taken them off and puts them down his pants
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: A BURNING BEAM FALLS ON CATFISH
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: OH NO
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: BUT THE SHEER THOUGHT OF FLYINGBUDDY GIVES CATFISHY THE STRENGTH TO CARRY ON
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: HE SUMMONS EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH AND LIFTS THE BEAM UIP WITH ONE HANDS
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: AND USING THE REST OF HIS RESERVES HE RUNS OUTSIDE AND COLLAPSES ONTHE GRASS
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: flyingbuddy runs over to his side
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: "where are my airmaxes" he asks in desperation
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: "here" catphishy says as he pulls down his pants
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: not only is there the airmaxes in catpishs underwear
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: there is also a golden band with a diamond ductaped gently to his upper thigh
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: "will you marry me?" asks catfish, tired but happy to see his flying buddy
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: flying buddy cries in joy
flyingbuddy FUCKING MERC ME: omg lmao
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: "no!" and grabs his nikes, slids them on and uses all three legs to run off into the sunset
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: and then catfish died
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: the end
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: now that was too erotic
BRISKET_BOYS94HOE: sorry


Awesome People/Teams etc:

-Unorthodox- Just a sick cunt
-Soup- Good guy to chat with+gave me a strange original :>
-Everyone in Jasmine Tea- self explanatory
-Quantum Labs- This team carried me so fucking hard in s15, I was by far the weakest player but they kept me lol <3
-Solomon- Despite being an mge lord, you're still pretty fly for a jew
-TheHolyKetchup- Deals with shit cunts daily and doesn't get paid for it FeelsBadMan

Recent Activity

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YaboyMaxyB Jul 21 @ 1:26am 
hehe sucked in
yaboywermz Jul 20 @ 6:45pm 
cya in November skiddo77
harvey May 24 @ 4:39am 
"Brutalix could of been great if he didn't dog his boys before lan"

COULD. HAVE.

HAVE.
YaboyMaxyB May 19 @ 3:51am 
+plus rep , brought a new meaning to being carried in a game, no gun , no kills but chicken dinna. 10/10
7-7 Apr 30 @ 5:21pm 
gimp faggot nerd whore -rep has deleted me 50 fucking times