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October 1, 2009
2:55 AM - Germantrooper Stands out on the front steps of his castle, holding out a peice of paper he reads out to the entire Helghast-Kanadian Empire.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Bioshock and Mortal Kombat. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device!"
2:56 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: ok
2:56 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: so scorpion is sitting on a plane
2:56 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and this dude sitting next to him is smoking
2:56 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and scorpion is totally not into this shit
2:56 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and so he looks over at him all pissed
2:56 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and notices he's starting at a gift box
2:56 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: scorpion: alright you mother f-
2:56 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and the dude totally wigs out, pulls a revolver out of the box, and shoots scorpion in the dick
2:57 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: scorpion wakes up and finds himself near a tower
2:57 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and sees that asshole what shot him in the dick going into the tower
2:57 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: so he follows him
2:58 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and just as he catches up, he sees the fucker sinking into the water in a weird sphere
2:58 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: so he hops on
2:58 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: now scorpion aint no bitch
2:58 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and he doesnt even need to breathe right
2:58 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: this fucker is hard as a coffin nail
2:58 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: so he rides on top of the ball as it floats around and gets more pissed off at the dude who blew his meat and veg across the sky
2:58 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: he's riding on top, cold as shit, nose to nose with fuckin whales
2:59 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and this cockshooter is watchin a fuckin movie
2:59 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and kickin back
2:59 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: so the thing finally comes out of the water
2:59 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and scorpion flips the fuck out
2:59 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: and tears the shit out of the top of the sphere
2:59 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: he's pretty sure ol' nutshot is freakin out about now
2:59 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: so he fucks off
2:59 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: only to be met by a couple of fuckin steam powered manhacks with tommy guns duct taped to them
3:00 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: in the scuffle, one of them catches right in the hole where his wedding tackle used to be, and rips his pants clear off
3:00 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: so he runs off into the vents, pantsless, and passes out from blood loss.
3:00 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: he wakes up, and the whole fuckin place is empty, torn up, and everyone is dead.
3:00 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: so he decides to chill for awhile
3:00 AM - [Team Scoot] Scoot: the end.
3:01 AM - Germantrooper drops the paper scroll and nods his head in approval. "I decree a cookie for you and one internet,"
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