Salesman
L   United States
 
 
Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Currently Online
Why are you on my profile?
I am a beautiful human being walking among horrible creations known as "you".
The worst one being Andy.
He denied me my achievement that I worked on which was difficult and was time consuming
His response, "I killed it 'Accidently.' "
When he gets scared he'll also commit friendly fire and kill you with a rocket launcher.
This is why no one likes him.
Andy has a weird obsession of putting me in his custom info box I, however, do not.

I am Black but I am not a nigger.
Black people can't be the law, They always break the law.
The only real music is from Moonman.

My tastes in videos games are topnotch.
If you disagree, you're dead to me.
My opinion is of high-tier, everyone elses does not matter.
When Democracy is concerned, I deny it, I am a Dictator.

If you want to fight, it'll be in the middle of the night at a public park being completely shirtless.
That is how you prove to be a man.
I would sell your soul to satan for a cornchip.
I hate you, but I need your love.

Traps are gay.
The only rod you'll get from me is an electric one.
Do not make me initiate operation Hiroshima and Fagasaki.
Achievement Showcase
1,730
Achievements
1
Perfect Games
26%
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

16.3 hrs on record
last played on Feb 24
8.7 hrs on record
last played on Feb 23
16.8 hrs on record
last played on Feb 23
Tony Feb 23 @ 11:53pm 
hey baby, wanna jam?
WEESTMODE Feb 23 @ 11:14pm 
hey baby, wanna jam?
Tony Feb 7 @ 9:54pm 
ummm hey whats up i think youre really cute, i know we live in the same city and i think we can go somewhere with this. Look i know we only talk online but if were this close why dont we meet irl like honestly. Love you and youre one of the best weebs i know!
WEESTMODE Feb 7 @ 9:16pm 
ummm hey whats up i think youre really cute, i know we live in the same city and i think we can go somewhere with this. Look i know we only talk online but if were this close why dont we meet irl like honestly. Love you and youre one of the best weebs i know!
Tony Dec 13, 2017 @ 5:12pm 
This man supports LGBT!! Otherwise known as Let's Go Be Terrorists! Go home and cry baby boy, this is the land of the free and the home of the queer
WEESTMODE Dec 13, 2017 @ 2:21pm 
This man supports LGBT!! Otherwise known as Let's Go Be Terrorists! Go home and cry baby boy, this is the land of the free and the home of the queer