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My Sniper expirence

~As i look out of my base on Mario Kart, I see nothing, i hear nothing, and i speak of nothing. As i block out all the screams from my lost comrads, as i look away from their corpses, and as i will never speak of them again. throgh all that happened i can still see and hear my opponent, sitting on the other side of the map seeing if they can get a bite out of the o'l sniper that sits in wait at the base in which the enemy of his was spawned.

I watch him through the bulletproof glass, as i watch i make shure to see every flinch and move he makes. at that time i know what i must do either wait for him to run out of bullets of run away like a coward, he has chosen to run like a scared little girl. At that time i know what i must do i run to a hidden spot where the opponent wont see me. For the time being i pray off the blue termites that run by me. Then i see feel and hear his presence. I know what must be done.

I hold my breath as i scope in, waiting for the shots percent to be 100%. As i wait i think and remember most of the eipc shots that ive taken over the years as this charecter and i want this to be one of them. the shot is perfect almost like a summer day.....BLAM, the shot almost seemed silenced .01 seconds later i ear the sound that give me releaf and lets me take my breath, "Ting". Then i lay back in my chair taking in the much air that is needed, still after that im replaying the kill in my head seeing his lifeless corpse fall to the ground. i know that it hit in the right part or else i wouldent feel the redemption, its almost orgasmic. The game played its part as well, letting me kill the bastard. At that time i know im the Sniper and your the Wanker.

~Fritz Mercer

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WE LOVE THE CACTUS

Welcome to PRAISE MR.CACTUS, we are not a cult, just a bunch of fun loving people that praise the one known as cactus :3 we have a few rules for the people who care :D!

Rule number 1 :Never say bad things 2 ur cactus brothers!


Rule number 2 :Never think/say anything bad 2 ur god . MR.CACTUS.


Rule 3:Never disrespect the cactus


Rule 4:Bow to the CACTUS


Rule 5 :Never hurt the cactus


Rule 6:LOVE THE CACTUS!!!





A word from one of our brotheren, who has now fullt been able to script down the awesomeness of MR.CACTUS!!!! in the words of pirate i give you!!!!! MR. CACTUS...our pholosohpy!!!!


The god we refeer as is not a man...nor an animal, even though it is a cactus, it does not show...for...there is no god! in gaming, there is only cactus, when you pray to god to stop getting camped...why try so hard for nothing? its clearly you arnt praying hard enough?...NO its who you are begging..The cactus is the one who gives us our skill, this is why we have bad and good days, for it is not you who is good, you simply log onn, click buttons, and log off, your skill is determined on if or not the cactus guides you. All gamers beleive that when you play long enough you get better! wrong, the cactus decides... The cactus shows its love to those who it cares for. The cactus may bless you or shun you weather you know it or not, the cactus is with you allways. For a being such as this This almighty god is addressed as...Mr. Cactus. To practice worshipping the cactus. you must understand SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS ARE HOLY. for you are not kissing your bosses as working, you are kissing the Cactus's ass for his blessing. for, PRAY FOR THE CACTUS AND HE SHALL LOVE YOU. DONT BLESS FOR THE CACTUS, and he shall still...love you.... for the cactus does not see right or wrong, but gaming...and gamers, looking after the owned...and the ownage!

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