Knife is our life?
"Surf. Scout. Knife." is a surf clan made up of the best surfers in the country.
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August 8, 2009 Steam Rating:
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36.3 hrs past 2 weeks 
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"Friendly fire isn't."
Mourits de Beer
Stellenbosch, Western Cape, South Africa 
"The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn."
Burn a bridge and burn a bowl.
Ohhi.
I wish VUZU would air Tim and Eric Awesome Show at 16:20.
<3
|๖ۣۜSsk|Fruit [IG] : Ok friendly stop finishing so we can try
|๖ۣۜSsk|๖ۣۜA¢id [iG] : He's gay for this map
|๖ۣۜSsk|FriendlyFire [iG] : this map is gay for me
|๖ۣۜSsk|FriendlyFire [iG] : this map is my bitch
|๖ۣۜSsk|๖ۣۜA¢id [iG] : That's why
|๖ۣۜSsk|๖ۣۜA¢id [iG] : you abuse it
[A.T.B] BloodMonK™ -ScA- has a leprosy poo fetish and he is jealous of my awesomeness >:U
<3
-๖ۣۜHow to ๖ۣۜSurf-
1. d/\a
2. Only use a shotgun or an awp.
3. Spam your name with ๖ۣۜ
4. Spam keybinds ... it makes people think you're good!
5. Gloat whenever you kill somebody ... because they're noobs for trying to knife you!
6. Tap 'q' while surfing. It flicks through your weapons and makes noobs stare in awe at your surf power.
7. Skill maps are gay. rtv in the middle of a map, or at the start of the first round.
8. Always, and I mean always, use a shotgun when people ask you to play scouts and knives.
9. It's cool when people can't read your name: Spam it with ASCII codes. It makes noobs ask "how'd you get the ™, ƒ, £, æ, ®, ©, §, ¶, ¥, ݤ, ᴟ, ¢, ۞etc."
10. Mic-spam. Because people want to hear your prepubescent voice.
11. Eat a pineapple.
12. Whenever you see somebody that's afk or typing, ALWAYS knife them in the back. It gives you more points :D!
13. Redundantly spin in circles and make random flicking movements while surfing.
14. When on ny_exploder_prime make random flicking movements to look cool, so when you fall into jail and get stabbed by outbreak the others could atleast say you tried -- thanks to £๖ۣۜA¢Id²
15. Always nominate surf_home_sweet_home_v2 -- thanks to ┐Entropy└
16. Always spawn kill -- thanks to ┐Entropy└
17. Watch porn while surfing. The music makes you better -- thanks to FThree
Shout-out to:
Campster, Entropy, Outbreak, Etymology, Jayess, Ta1nt, Acid, Kevin (King Diamond, or whatever the hell your nickname is), Zylinx, Wannabe, Failcakes, Bloodmonk, RainbowKisser, Blunt, Staple, Wesmeister, Monsoon, MackDeth, Backstabber, Feel, JaggerJack, Fruit, Cruzer, FThree.
Everyone else sucks. \:D/
but srsly if i didnt mention you then it means i hate you
but not really
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My Epic Scopeless Scout Shot :D
My Epic Kamikaze Knife Kill :D
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3:D <------ chin on balls
I want to rest my penis beind your ear like a cigarette or pencil.
herp me derp is good
Dis is good.
Sup little man, OC some time :D
Like this one time when friendlyfire even said "hello cruzer".. true story
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I have no idea what I'm doing when I play this.
Recommended for those that love trippy visuals.
Do you enjoy trippy visuals? Do you love music? Are you stoned all the time? THEN THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU
Really wicked fun. Buy it. ಠ_ಠ
