"They say a good game has an excellent blend of story and gameplay, like the fine taste you get from mixin' Bastion Bourbon and Black Rye together. Well, lemme tell you - Bastion is one of those games. Now, it ain't a long experience, but it's sure worth the ride. A pretty smooth ride with some satisfyin' tunes and wondrous painted scenery to catch ya' eye.

Oh, but it ain't all pretty art and easy listenin' the entire ride. No ma'am. Gotcherself some bumps in that road. And by 'bumps', I mean things like Lunkheads. Though, nothin' a Cael Hammer can't take care of.

Somethin' like this should get an award for bein' such an impressive work of art. Truly a diamond in the rough amidst all these rusty colored shootas."

Oh look, ANOTHER tower defense game.

*Plays*

Oh look, a tower defense game that's actually FUN.

Seriously, stop playing all those lame, Flash-made tower defense games clogging up the 'net and pick up this one. Plus, this one is updated regularly with DLC and stuff.

This is a Rogue-like. You WILL die. And to die is to win.

This game is recommended for anyone who's been kicked in the teeth repeatedly by Nethack, IVAN, and other similar games. Because you're going to meet the same ironic fate as you have in those games.

Lutefisk!