Anyone who's been looking for a good old-fashioned FPS game without any of the boring "modern" stuff getting in the way, there's nowhere else better to find it than Serious Sam HD: The First and Second Encounters. While Serious Sam 3: BFE is a tremendously powerful and awesome game in its own right, it wouldn't be here without this and its first installment to lay the foundation.

Travel through time and say hello to the invading aliens with the double barrel of your shotgun. Carve a bloody path of manliness through the jungles of the ancient Mayans, the deserts of Babylon, and the castles of medieval Europe. And do it with up to fifteen other friends killing right alongside you!

This game lets you use a Cannon as a weapon.

A FREAKING CANNON.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THIS GAME YET?

Get it. Now.

But...only if you're REALLY Serious about having fun.

Some people think that Serious Sam 3: BFE is too different and new to be considered the same beast as The First and Second Encounters.

Some people still drop live grenades when they die, instead of running out from behind their pansy-ass walls and mowing people down with a rocket launcher, like a real man.

If you like being able to tear out the eye of an alien and killing a rocketeer with a lucky throw.

If you like spinning up the barrel of your minigun and not letting go of the trigger until your kill count has hit the three-digit range, all in the span of sixty seconds.

If you like staring down thousands of evil soldiers of an extraterrestrial overlord and only thinking about which gun you'll use first.

If you'd like to skip to the good part, the good part involving ten sticks of C4 and a truckload of kamikazes screaming right for your face, then look no further. If you're looking for some Serious fun, you will buy this game.

Serious Sam 3: BFE. No cover. All man.