Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma
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Not nearly as cool as me.
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Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Avatar created by Crash
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Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: and, in the future, artwork by Crash

Crash gets fed up with Nano
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: we gonna play something
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: or
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: rant about payday for another hour

Crash tries to play with Americans
Crash: i'm off to a server where my ping is less than 350

Crash admits he's my biggest fan
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: i have no chatlogs except for like, 2
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: and they're all you

Crash admits he's my biggest fan Part 2
Crash #TSTJ: Of course the chat was "FOR NANO"

(anglo-australian anti otaku pro team fortress soceity of america)

Crash pays a lot of money for anime breasts
Crash #TSTJ: Damnit am I really doing this
Crash #TSTJ: Yes I am
Crash #TSTJ: places buy order

Crash explains Pay2Day
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: (talking about naming sign) "Payday 2 is a disappointment"
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: perf
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: I'm not wasting a dollar to say that
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: You'd be wasting $2.50 to say that
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: B)

Crash is excited for Overwatch
Crash #TSTJ: I can't wait to play 300 ping Overwatch with you guys
Crash #TSTJ is now Away.
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Man that's gonna suck
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Play Tracer
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: At least your teleporting will make sense
Crash #TSTJ: Every class will be Tracer to me

Crash talks economics
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: who cares about an australium wrench, look at my pyro
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: he's a pretty girl
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: or something

Crash on Overwatch
Crash #TSTJ: Face says 70, ass says 20
Crash #TSTJ: Also how did you find it
Crash #TSTJ: But sideways
Crash #TSTJ: Wouldn't reverse searching it find the full image
Crash #TSTJ: Not the missing part, sideways?

Crash deals with a f2p
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Playing Turbine with Retro, find a lone red teleporter in our vents. Do the classic taunt spam over it, some random Pyro even joins in, get like 6 kills between us from it. F2P Spy walks up and saps it. We kick him. I thought it'd make you proud B)

Crash talks about deleting games due to lack of anime babes
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: step 2: remove from library
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: because you can do that now
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: I don't get why anyone would do that
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: like... what's the point....
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: it's for if you, say, accidentally buy a game with no anime babes in it
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: and you don't want your library to have any of this cultured content in it
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: so you just remove it
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: because you missed the refund window by the time you realised the lack of anime babes

Crash is playing a game
Crash #TSTJ: Now I've gotta play as anime dreamboat goku
Crash #TSTJ: the TF2 huntsman

Crash cracks the code
Crash #TSTJ: Nano buys all Neptunia content
Crash #TSTJ: "I'm probably gonna get off like soon"

Retro's Bizarre Adventure
FiReCaT: liar
FiReCaT: im unfreinding you
FiReCaT: fak u
FiReCaT: anything you wanna say before i unfreind you
Not Alexander: Read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure while you're young kid, it'll help in later life.
Not Alexander: Later
FiReCaT: fak u

Alex discusses Australian native wildlife
Not Alexander: it's like clouds
Not Alexander: Idk
Not Alexander: living the dream?
Crash #TSTJ: It's a Yeti
Crash #TSTJ: Dang man can't you spot a Yeti when you see one
Not Alexander: I don't live in Australia, where I'm assuming they're native

Alex and Polly tell it as it is
There is no spoon : Nice try Nano
Pollyanna Quixote : He left.
Not Alexander : he left lol
Not Alexander : nice try

Precip makes the quote wall
Precip #TSTJ: Hey hey
Precip #TSTJ: I'm broed

Crash #TSTJ: He's like da whip without any of the real benefits of da whip
Crash #TSTJ: Please quote that out of context

Crash accepts his place
Crash: Do you think I'm waifu material
Crash: Like, if I keep playing Mercy
Crash: When does the transformation happen
Precip: Oh yes
Not Alexander: your the healslut we've always needed crash
Nano: yes
Nano: Crash is like
Nano: The cheerleader of TSTJ

Crash finds out what a Sonico is
Crash #TSTJ: What even is Sonico
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Porn?
Crash #TSTJ: Is that multiplayer?
Crash #TSTJ: She's the mascot for a company and a music festival
Crash #TSTJ: I was not expecting that
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Porn is multiplayer

Precip being Precip
[Precip]: You like, know all the answers. Are you fucking God?

Not Alex is in the right neighborhood
Not Alexander: I sexually identify as a You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood. Ever since I was 2 to the 1 from the 1 to the 3 I dreamed of liking good pussy and liking good trees. People tell me that smoking so much weed you wouldn’t believe is impossible and that I get less ass than a toilet seat, but I don't care, those guys are motherfuckers who I will see drop. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a rock instead of a weapon to me and then I can bust your ass and continue to rock. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood and my right to have a party and get it started; protecting my right of looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut. If you can't accept me you are a yourepostedinthewrongneighborhoodaphobe and should check your reposting privilege, fucking cis straight white male scum. For those who do accept me as a You Reposted In The Wrong Neighborhood, thanks for understanding.

And the rest?...
Not Alexander: i was with my friend and we were memeing it up looking through posters
Not Alexander: and the guy behind the counter was like
Not Alexander: "ayy you fucks like anime?"
Not Alexander: and the rest was history
Not Alexander: please never quote that

...The rest
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: She's wearing two bras
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: What in the world
Not Alexander: yeah
Not Alexander: she's 14 too
Not Alexander: and has tanlines
Not Alexander: please never quote that

Alex speaks the truth
Not Alexander: dude in like 3 months overwatch will be a year old
Not Alexander: and in 5 month tf2 would've been dead for a year

Crash and I on an aussie server
FaM. minime : wtf how do the 2 red engies have a gold rench?
Crash #TSTJ : GOT EM

Crash makes a tactical error
(On RED team)
Crash #TSTJ: Let's backcap
Crash #TSTJ: Wait

Crash knows Japan well
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Why would they do that
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: How big is the community to where they actually thought "yeah that's a good idea"
Crash #TSTJ: I think it's a japanese game thing isn't it
Crash #TSTJ: It's like having pokemon events where instead of getting a pikachu you get tracksuit pants based on the frieza clan

Recent Activity

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Crash #TSTJ Jul 23 @ 8:30pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Crash #TSTJ Jul 19 @ 6:13am 
Joe favor employee,
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Not Alexander Jul 17 @ 12:11pm 
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Not Alexander May 18 @ 3:39am 
Just jackin it in the back of your car dude. Don't worry there are no stains.
Crash #TSTJ Apr 26 @ 12:22am 
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: That Solly Medic combo was like the fucking Australian Task Force or something
Precip #TSTJ Mar 26 @ 2:26am 
No one can resist JERMA.