As we all know, slicing bread is an esteemed profession and without it society would collapse as everybody would have to eat whole loaves and not slices of it, making the process of food consumption both lengthy and tiresome. I feel that we should pay our respects to the time-old tradition of bread slicing by whipping out a loaf in each of our separate homes and slicing it into fine pieces on Friday the 7th of August, 2009. Thank you for your attention, have a nice bread slicing day!