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Scranton, Pennsylvania, United States 



Sometimes a man just has to jack it. Why, I remember on one occasion, my wank-urge was so strong, I just started jackin' myself out in the old barn shed. Course my pappy came in and beat me senseless, tellin' me every time I touched my jack stick it would make Jesus cry. I didn't care much for Jesus, and I'd bet a dime on a dollar he liked jackin' too, he was just a man, after all. But out of all this, I'll never forget the look on my pap's face. Was almost like he was tryin' to beat his own sins out of me. He was a jacker too, we all was, an' he knew it.

Long story short, son, we all just need to jack it from time to time.


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Cugel The Clever posted on October 12, 2011 @ 8:12pm
gub
 
Dr. PoloSwagg IV, Esq., Ph.D posted on August 30, 2011 @ 3:10pm
gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. (Dis is so sad btw mak U cry) she said "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine she got hit bi a CAR and dyed boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. he seed she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever..."" (dat ment he luv her moar dan 4evr...)
 
That Guy posted on July 03, 2011 @ 4:06pm
HEY THERE TICKET FARMER!
 
Hipster Morpheus posted on July 02, 2011 @ 7:48pm
we have fun, and burn down the playground
 
Scorpius posted on April 21, 2011 @ 9:53am
i played videogames until 3:30am and then i was like wow i wake up in a half hour to go to work so i didn't go to sleep at all so now i got home from work and my cat is sitting on my desk and it won't get off i'm like get off cat
 
That Guy posted on December 16, 2010 @ 4:25pm
Congrats. You get the honour of being achievement. This is a major award.


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we ride slow. we like big hills. we like mopeds. we break mopeds.

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Best game ever! I don't know how they can afford to sell it for only 10 dollars!

Leave a comment December 27th, 2011 @ 10:21am

Doesn't compare to MW3, don't waste your scrallions.

Leave a comment November 18th, 2011 @ 7:55am

this game s really got everything 1. kittys 2. hats for kittys 3. look at the kitty in the background there wahts he doin!!!!

Leave a comment July 3rd, 2011 @ 10:10am