plasterettte
JoJo   British Columbia, Canada
 
 
Relatively friendly and sometimes empty-headed trans-skeleton. If you're reading this, there's a good chance you've heard my voice- you'd never guess it, but I'm actually a girl... Or at least on my way to being one.

YOU'VE DISCOVERED THE DEEP GROSS HOLE OF COOL TUNES AND DEPRAVITY. GO AWAY NOW IF YOU DON'T WANNA STOP LIKING ME/ DIE

NO LIKE FOR REAL I DON'T SWEEP UNDER HERE OFTEN, IT'S GONNA GET PRETTY NASTY YOU'LL BE A LOT BETTER OFF IF YOU JUST CLOSE OUT OF HERE. I MEAN MAYBE.. WHO REALLY KNOWS CAUSE I SURE FUCKING DON'T HAHAHAHAHA IT'S 4:20AM SOMEBODY HELP




Album of the year is Villains, by Queens of the Stone Age. Go listen to it right fucking now it's so good- if you like ANY music with good old rock guitars in it, feel like a disenfranchised badass, and are sick of the meaninglessness of your 9-5, free-on-the-weekends life PLEASE, I implore you listen to this album when you get the chance. It might make you happy, might make you cry; might speak to you way too personally. G O O D _ S H I T, I guarantee you

I like smacking myself in the head until I feel dizzy, or punching my ribs until I need to lie down. It's a pastime

I'll accept your meat stick in my registry hole for $300 if you're somehow interested in my services. Let me know what depraved kinks you have, when your next weekend is, whether you'd prefer me in a maid or succubus costume, and I'll hook you up with a either a fucc or a succ, no problemo

AH

Religion makes me sad that I have to coexist with it. I feel like nearly all the time it's just a mental copout for people that can't get over death anxiety, nihilist thoughts, or some other existential issue. Being religious is essentially just setting mental barriers in an attempt to keep uncomfortable thoughts about the fickleness and chaotic plight that is life at bay- at least that's all it was for me, the people that raised me, and the countless Christians I grew up with. People that probably could have advanced themselves a lot more- could they accept there was no afterlife, no meaning, no bigger picture. It hurt to experience and it hurts to watch people suffer through it.
If you're religious (and give a fuck about your religion) and reading this, you likely wish you could help me see my folly and come to ask forgiveness of your higher power. You know you're right, that I'm lost and ignorant, doomed to be judged by God when I die.
Just know I feel, largely, the same way about you. I hope, more than anything, that you can break from the shackles of your beliefs. Stop feeling guilt every single time you repeat your favourite sin, with no plan to quit in sight. I hope you can ask forgiveness of your higher power- You, for living in a box for so long. I hope you can be a little bit happier than before, knowing there's no guy in the sky who is watching your every move.

It's 5am currentlly so I don't expect much of this SPOILER BLURB to make perfect sense, but if this bothered you to read (like I once would have been bothered by), thinkabouttit. Maybe you'll learn something.


Sure is weird living an existence as a distinct, normal, average gangly awkward "guy", to everyone around me; when the Me that doesn't exist anywhere in reality is actually a lewd ahegao anime wizard catgirl. Or a perfectly wired android robot with finger guns. Or a smart blue alien lady from star war VI: space fight. Or like, literally anything other than this shit. Who would want to lewd a funny big-knee chunky-elbow ocean-wide-shoulders malemalemale hairy deep-voiced abomination? I sure fucking wouldn't. And anybody who would is not somebody I'd want to be lewded by, that's for goddamn sure.

what even is "sexual satisfaction" haha
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Don't be toxic or obnoxious and I'll be really nice to you, I'm friendly to most humans.

Current addict of too many things. About to go on a filth-purge. Video games and other activities take up way too much of my life right now- they're not inherently bad, but they're replacing so many other things I should be doing if I want to live up to any of my expectations and dreams.

Yes, I am transgendurr. [www.transequality.org] It's SOOO FUN being a political hot topic because life as a TRANS is already difficult enough as it is, and every REDNECK BOONIE FUCK who is concerned about the bathroom in which I shit, every BASIC BITCH who sees it as her place to remind me I was born a guy and am less girl than she rolls out of bed as, every insecure dudebro that feels unCOMFORTABLE around me because I'm a confusing gender soup is just another straw on this ( sometimes very sturdy) camel's back. I can take it but it sure does get hella old.

A career made of music is what I care about most- I am going to do everything I can to make making it my reality a reality. Yes, it's a distant, nearly unreachable, comparably unrealistic dream; but everybody else who writes the stuff for a living is just like me, a dirty scum human evolved from amoeba blobs, who started into this world as idiot kids eating Lunchmate Stackers, fruit cups, and watching Spongebob at grandma's house. I can accomplish something cool too, I've got the same capability the rest of us do at the very least.

2017 really sucks so far, damn. Really hope everybody gets super miserable with this shit existence we're continually forced deeper into and starts desiring change enough to help it occur.
Revolution ! let's make it happen. Down with the 8 [www.reuters.com]

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plasterettte 8 minutes ago 
Well shit friend... Don't die on me :C Feel better soon
Hope you're doing well. Been missing you; hopefully we can play some Rocket League together sometime soon once I get back home.
mmm, beans
azlech Nov 8 @ 10:50pm 
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Sodomite the Devourer of Ass Sep 10 @ 11:28am 
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