This is the mother F***in Pie Squadron
Pie is superior to cake, cuz cake is capable of lies and deceptions.
Fuck you cake, fuck you!
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The name says it all
Fat Camper
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada 
Welcome to my Page of Pwnage.
-If you were raped during the course of gameplay and are looking to seek RL revenge, please read 1.
-If you're a hawt shmokin chick with obvious good tastes in guys, please read 2.
(please no traps. Pre-op or Post-op)
-If you're not a hawt shmokin chick, but are looking to score for a nominal fee, please read 3.
-If you're completely what the fucked by my awesomeness and are looking for tips (fees may apply), please read 4.
Thank you, your rage is important to me. Please standby until the next available pwn session.
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1. What, you think cause you got raped finding out where I live'n shit is gonna effect anything?
No! It's not, but the sooner you accept I'm better than you the sooner you can move on with your life and maybe de verginize for once.
In the meantime, grandma is baking hotpockets. Just the way you like them ;)
2. Well what can I say, you've come to the right place. I realize you chix find me irresistable to the point where spontaneous orgasms occur without notice and just being within a city block of me instantly boosts your overall popularity 10 fold. But just think what you could do if I was 2 feet away! I kno rite! So anyway if you feel compelled to send me pictures of yourself along with your phone number, e-mail, address, postal code/zip, social insurance number, and full credit card infromation I say just go for it and do what you feel comes naturally. Cheers!
3. So you've come to me to aid in your conquest to de virginize yourself and you got the bills to front?
WELL TOO FUCKING BAD! NO FAT CHICKS! GTFO!
4. Well noob see it's simple really. There is a way to make yourself pwn as hard as me without all the formal training what have you nonesense and the Red Bull overdoses. Few know if this secret skill and to this day an elite organization of North Koreans known only as the "Gas Huffers" have dedicated their lives to upholding it's secrecy. The secret is a long and horrifying path, but once completed you too can pwn noobs left right and center...
The 24/7 challenge.
For one to truly pwn at gaming you must jerk off CONSTANTLY for one week. Stopping only to eat and sleep. If you complete this task, and only if it is done to this entirety you can engage in digital rapage.
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