We all love Teacakes.
Teacakes is our one true friend. Remember, if you have any questions about life, just ask Teacakes. Remember that your true enemy is Fi*e, and you should not join his fan club. He worships Satan.
During school holidays Teacakes is refered to as a woman.
During school, he is also refered to as a woman.
Lets learn a little bit about teacakes?
His name is ben, he lives in a house. He likes the beach, but doesn't like getting wet. He spends his free time collecting star wars collectables and catches cats to sell to the local chinese shop that makes disgusting spring rolls, seriously, they make SHIT spring rolls, i vomited once, anyway, Teacakes enjoys school and his favourite subject is lunch and recess (how original!) He usually is found sleeping or making a strange sandwich used to fill his stomach when he is either:
Accepted
Accomplished
Aggravated
Alone
Amused
Angry
Annoyed
Anxious
Apathetic
Ashamed
Awake
Bewildered
Bitchy
Bittersweet
Blah
Blank
Blissful
Bored
Bouncy
Calm
Cheerful
Chipper
Cold
Complacent
Confused
Content
Cranky
Crappy
Crazy
Crushed
Curious
Cynical
Dark
Depressed
Determined
Devious
Dirty
Disappointed
Discontent
Ditzy
Dorky
Drained
Drunk
Ecstatic
Energetic
Enraged
Enthralled
Envious
Exanimate
Excited
Exhausted
Flirty
Frustrated
Full
Geeky
Giddy
Giggly
Gloomy
Good
Grateful
Groggy
Grumpy
Guilty
Happy
High
Hopeful
Hot
Hungry
Hyper
Impressed
Indescribable
Indifferent
Infuriated
Irate
Irritated
Jealous
Jubilant
Lazy
Lethargic
Listless
Lonely
Loved
Mad
Melancholy
Mellow
Mischievous
Moody
Morose
Naughty
Nerdy
Not Specified
Numb
Okay
Optimistic
Peaceful
Pessimistic
Pissed off
Pleased
Predatory
Quixotic
Recumbent
Refreshed
Rejected
Rejuvenated
Relaxed
Relieved
Restless
Rushed
Sad
Satisfied
Shocked
Sick
Silly
Sleepy
Smart
Stressed
Surprised
Sympathetic
Thankful
Tired
Touched
Uncomfortable
Weird
*slowly being taken over by fire*
ALL HAIL FIRE... I MEAN TEACAKES.
