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hello yes this is dude
Jeremy Heilman
Cave Johnson here.
Now, I know a common complaint about the modern-day computer is that it takes up about 90% of the room in your house while only being able to do things like add 2 and 2. So, after a rather forceful chat with the boys downstairs, I’ve got a real treat for you today.
Gentlemen, I give you…The Video Game.
Think of it as a recreation of a board game you can play in real life, except translated through the calming, radioactive screen of your home computer. The beauty of the Video Game is that while it plays just like a board game in real life, you don’t even have to get up from your chair and bug your next door neighbor to come and play it. Nope, the computer plays with you! And we even made sure that the computer is incapable of hating you so you can play as often as you want without it being irritated at what a lonely, pathetic jerk you are.
But we’re not gonna skimp on your hard-earned money and only give you one Video Game. Oh no. Cave takes care of his investors. So, we came up with a variety of Video Games for your playing pleasure, such as:
-Bridge
-Chess
-Tic-Tac-Toe
-Canasta
-Checkers
-Musical Chairs
-Global Thermonuclear War
…Whoops, looks like the recorders are shaking their heads violently about me mentioning that last Video Game. Well, looks like I’ll have to respond by shaking my fists violently up and down.
While holding their contracts.
Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
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WE JUST HAD AN EARTHQUAKE O.O
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WARNING, FRIEND: This game has Games for Windows Live attached to it. DO NOT BUY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THAT, there is no single-player mode.
HELLO YES THIS IS DOG, I CAN SELL MANY THINGS
Fun, but definitely not for the faint of heart or weak of mind. Be prepared for a challenge.
