EvilJackCarver
Andreas   Beaumont, Texas, United States
 
 
Steam is not a good way of getting in touch with me. I'm more active on Discord (EvilJackCarver#1423).

I do extensive background checks on humans that add this account. If I don't know you, I probably won't accept. If I do know you and don't accept, it's usually for a good reason (or you're a level-0 private profile). You can increase the odds of me adding you by telling me why you're adding me in the comments below.
ℹ️ Information and about
My unusual is not for sale. Don't even ask.

About

When they called me the crazy one, they weren't kidding.

I'm a 29-year-old guy from southeast Texas. Most know me as Andreas Spitzer.

• ♂️ He/him or They/them pronouns
• 🐾 Furry/scalie
• 🗨️ Blunt, borderline abrasive at times.
• 🏎️ I play racing/driving games, mostly.
• 🕓 US-Central (GMT-6 or -5/DST)

I don't talk to my friends often, as I usually don't initiate conversations unless it's important or I need social interaction, so don't feel sad if I don't message you.

• I can read and speak English.
• Ich kann Deutsch leser (mit schwer). Ich kann Deutsch sprechen nichts. (Ich bin lernen!)

Where to find me
I can be found on...

Mastodon [meow.social]
Twitch [www.twitch.tv]
Weasyl [www.weasyl.com]
FurAffinity [www.furaffinity.net] (less active)
• Discord (EvilJackCarver#1423)
• Though I may have accounts on other sites, they're generally less reliable for contacting me.

Permalink to this page (with profile ID)
Steam_0:1:41489101 / U:1:82978203

Other notes
• I don't like random group invites.
• I don't like random commentary on a game I'm playing.
• I rarely go 'Online' on the friends interface.

If you leave a comment on my profile requiring a response, please leave your own profile's comments open so I can respond there. This way I know you'll be notified of my response, instead of me blindly hoping you pressed 'subscribe to thread'.

Rig specs

Case: Rosewill Rise Glow
PSU: EVGA 550GS
Mainboard: MSI B350 GAMING
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 2700X
GPU: nVidia RTX 2060 Super
RAM: G.SKILL TridentZ RGB DDR4 32 GB (8GB × 4)
Primary disk: Western Digital Blue 2TB SSD
Secondary disk: Western Digital Blue 4TB HDD
LED fans: 5

Primary monitor: Acer G7 21,5" (54,6 cm) @ 1920×1080
Secondary monitor: ViewSonic VA2055SM 19,5" (49,5 cm) @ 1920×1080

Mouse: Corsair M85
Keyboard: Corsair K55 RGB
Headphones: Corsair HS80 Wireless
Microphone: Blue Yeti (on a boom arm)

Flight stick: Thrustmaster T-Flight HOTAS X
Steering wheel: Thrustmaster T150 with T3PA pedal set
VR HMD: HTC Vive (2017)

Preferred drink: RC Cola
Screenshot Showcase
„Blue flag... let 'em past.”
RyanThoughtCriminal Apr 15 @ 12:21am 
Oh, alright, then I might as well get a microphone like old times, since MvM players ignore me when I type "stop walking on red money, because you're ruining the 'Bank On It' achievement, plus they autocollect anyways". Also on "achievement engineer" servers, nobody's noticed me challenging Demoknight players (in text) to a charging duel (mainly for the "Head-On Collision" achievement). Makes me also fear that I'll probably fail to airblast anyone into the exhaust pipe after a Doomsday victory. At least "Software Downgrade" in MvM luckily turned out to be rather cumulative (even if losing), thus I was able to kill 50 stunned gatecrashing robots all by myself! Still all the former achievements mentioned might need a microphone, since it's hella harder to overlook than a texted chat (unless there's such thing as people who actually play TF2 muted).
RyanThoughtCriminal Apr 14 @ 8:56pm 
Do you know a TF2 server better than "achievement engineer" that's actually as good as Draconis was? I can't find any other casual servers anywhere like that was. I hope TF2 didn't get dumbed down. I recently joined several servers just for a Demoknight duel to get the "Head-On Collision" achievement, but they just ignore me. People even get red money in all MvM missions (even infinite money servers, and Ghost Town is a rare opportunity for infinite money servers), plus people recently asked me to not be a Sniper too (maybe because it's my worst class). IDK any new casual achievement servers yet. I hate the new "achievement engineer" servers though. It's full of jerks, and Draconis servers were the only measurement of success I ever had in this game. Now exactly WTF could I do? Do you know anything reminiscent of Draconis conveniences? Just wondering, because "community servers" queue doesn't help me find anything good.
Draakendros Dec 17, 2023 @ 4:37pm 
Hey i miss you dude come hangout once in a while.
zxzbzxbzxczxcbrd Mar 16, 2020 @ 5:19pm 
Hey, I'm wondering if you're able to share the file for the Draconis Tf2 servers map "ACH DRACO RC 19 A1 SNOW" with me. It would seriously mean a lot to me if you were able to do this, as I want to relive memories of playing on it with my friends.
ben. Mar 11, 2020 @ 12:02am 
bruh, lets go get dinner
financially literate dequavious Aug 17, 2019 @ 10:30am 
you made that tf2 match so much better man, thanks