Please get me out the kitchen :(
Hello,
My name is Simba. When my new owner purchased me I was promised love and affection instead I got locked in a kitchen and forgotten about.
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April 10, 2006 Steam Rating:
4.6 Playing time:
14.8 hrs past 2 weeks 
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23:26 - Geoff 'Genital Warts'' D: wanna get on my level and we can wank on vent to the same film
23:26 - Geoff 'Genital Warts'' D: and say when we cum
23:26 - Geoff 'Genital Warts'' D: and it'll make us brothers...
23:26 - Geoff 'Genital Warts'' D: or lovers
23:26 - Geoff 'Genital Warts'' D: im not sure
23:27 - EVAN: ure blocked for good
21:40 - Geoff Von Dee_: u ever like start scratchin ur ass and enjoy it to me get a semi n keep goin
22:50 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: Pal
22:51 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: im ur bff
22:54 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: Pal
22:54 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: it said take 1 scoop of this stuff
22:54 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: i took 2
22:54 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: i was runnin up the stairs half skippin pal and i need a fart mid skip
22:54 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: farted
22:54 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: followed straight thru
22:54 - Geoff Von joshWILSON_: bottom half bath
22:54 - ev ˚͜˚.: HQAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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U THINK U R BETTER THAN MIDWEEK STEAM OR SOMETHING EH WELL DO YA????
your dead when i find you, little fucking nerdy cunt.
U FUCKING CUNT
zike~: if i was drunk a little more i would rape women tbh
hello
disgusting fucking name
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