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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 1.3 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jun 2, 2015 @ 4:02am
Updated: Jun 2, 2015 @ 4:43am

This game is, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great. Does it have great graphics... no. Does it have interesting and dynamic gameplay... no. Does it have a good story... no. So why in the hell is it good then? Because it is just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good time i guess. The games story is as simple as they come, a bird killed your dad, so you kill all the birds. The gameplay is just holding down the left mouse button and shooting everything that moves. You do this while moving to the right(usually at a slow rate) to get to the end of the level. Towards the middle there's usually a bonus stage. The bonus stages are either collect tons of coins, shoot tons of birds, or my least favorite shoot like 5-6 cans. At the end there's either 1 of three things, drive away and the stage ends, run from the birds who jacked your car, or beat a big ass chicken. Throughout the levels, you can go to the store to buy different upgrades, such as better guns, more health, etc. Did i mention the whole game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny as hell? The main character is a redneck, and a lot times when he kills something he says something about the enemy killed. My favorite being when he kills the bomber chicken and says"i think that one was a terrorist". And that's it, beating the games took me about 20 min. The game probably sounds like a massive cluster ♥♥♥♥ and that's because it is. I played this game a second time just because i enjoyed it so much. Overall i feel like this game is a ton of fun, and brings me back to when i used to play a ♥♥♥♥ ton of flash games. Do i recommend you give this a try? YES its fun, it's cheap, and killed about an hour of my time. Overall i would give this game a solid 6/10 based on price, and the general amount of fun i had.

~Hobo With A Shotgun(Agent 13) IM OUTTA HERE
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Randy Nov 23, 2015 @ 10:43pm 
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