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Personal Achievements
 
Unlocked Nov 10, 2012 @ 4:46am

Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2013 @ 12:46pm

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2012 @ 11:41am

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2012 @ 4:11am

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 23, 2012 @ 5:06pm

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2013 @ 12:46pm

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2012 @ 9:05am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2012 @ 9:29am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2012 @ 10:26am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2012 @ 8:28am

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2012 @ 7:57am

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked May 27, 2013 @ 4:55pm

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2012 @ 9:16am

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2012 @ 12:37am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2013 @ 10:16pm

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2012 @ 8:46am

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2013 @ 6:31am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2013 @ 8:10pm

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2012 @ 8:09am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2012 @ 9:15am

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2012 @ 9:52am

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked Nov 17, 2012 @ 11:23am

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2012 @ 9:57am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2012 @ 9:11am

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked May 9, 2013 @ 1:41am

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2012 @ 7:23am

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2012 @ 7:23am

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2013 @ 12:33pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked Nov 10, 2012 @ 4:14am

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2012 @ 1:58pm

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2012 @ 5:43am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 20, 2013 @ 3:45am

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 17, 2013 @ 1:10am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 4:50am

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 14, 2013 @ 6:58pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 4:50am

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 9:07am

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 25, 2013 @ 2:45pm

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 14, 2013 @ 3:02pm

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 4:07am

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 25, 2013 @ 11:33am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 9:07am

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Mar 6, 2013 @ 1:35pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 17, 2013 @ 2:30am

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 9, 2013 @ 11:21am

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2013 @ 12:12pm

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 14, 2013 @ 5:54pm

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2013 @ 9:25pm

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2013 @ 10:57pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 30, 2013 @ 1:09pm

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2013 @ 4:17am

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2013 @ 10:57pm

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 30, 2013 @ 1:09pm

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2013 @ 9:25pm

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 30, 2013 @ 5:34pm

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked Apr 17, 2013 @ 1:03pm

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2013 @ 8:03am

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2013 @ 1:42pm

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked Aug 19, 2013 @ 5:01pm

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2013 @ 11:27pm

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2013 @ 9:31am

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2013 @ 8:35am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.
Unlocked Feb 25, 2013 @ 7:34pm

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked Nov 13, 2012 @ 12:29pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked May 23, 2013 @ 12:19pm

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked May 15, 2013 @ 4:44pm

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked May 31, 2013 @ 9:25am

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked May 15, 2013 @ 2:32pm

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked May 27, 2013 @ 10:01am

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked May 27, 2013 @ 9:37am

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 3, 2013 @ 5:03pm

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked May 15, 2013 @ 3:48pm

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2013 @ 9:12am

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2013 @ 9:31am

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2013 @ 7:16pm

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 9, 2013 @ 6:08am

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2013 @ 9:50pm

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 24, 2013 @ 10:22am

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2013 @ 10:34am

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 12:00pm

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2013 @ 10:16pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2013 @ 10:24am

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2013 @ 7:34pm

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 8, 2013 @ 3:33am

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 3, 2013 @ 11:42pm

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2013 @ 8:26am

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2013 @ 11:48am

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 24, 2013 @ 1:21am

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2013 @ 11:14pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 5:30am

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 7, 2013 @ 9:51am

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 12:41pm

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2013 @ 4:46am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 24, 2013 @ 11:25am

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 11, 2013 @ 1:37pm

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2013 @ 4:59pm

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 12, 2012 @ 5:13am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2013 @ 1:46pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2013 @ 4:56am

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 14, 2013 @ 10:52pm

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked May 30, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 30, 2013 @ 5:55am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2013 @ 11:25am

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 1, 2013 @ 9:45am

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2013 @ 10:47am

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 1, 2013 @ 12:21am

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 25, 2013 @ 3:32pm

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 15, 2013 @ 1:28pm

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked May 30, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 9, 2013 @ 8:26am

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 26, 2013 @ 11:48am

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 24, 2013 @ 4:59pm

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 5, 2013 @ 10:47pm

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked Mar 29, 2013 @ 2:25pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 31, 2013 @ 4:08pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked May 28, 2013 @ 11:39am

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 29, 2013 @ 2:22pm

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2013 @ 1:17am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 5:03am

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 4:52am

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2013 @ 1:10am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 6:00am

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2013 @ 6:26am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 7:46am

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 5:53am

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2013 @ 6:05am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 4:36am

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 5:00am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked Dec 3, 2013 @ 12:36am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked Dec 7, 2013 @ 5:03am

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked Dec 3, 2013 @ 12:47am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2013 @ 3:18am

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked Apr 8, 2013 @ 9:40am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2013 @ 10:00am

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 12, 2013 @ 1:36pm

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 2:35pm

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Nov 2, 2013 @ 12:16pm

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 7:34am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 14, 2013 @ 5:16pm

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jun 4, 2013 @ 8:45am

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked May 23, 2013 @ 10:15am

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 11:07am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 3:03am

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 3:44am

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 9:59am

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:42am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 4:43am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 5:07am

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 3:54am

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 10:34am

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 10:16am

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 3:09am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:35am

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 4:30am

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 5:14am

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked Mar 18, 2013 @ 12:12pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked Apr 3, 2013 @ 6:28pm

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked Mar 6, 2013 @ 5:14pm

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked May 14, 2013 @ 5:54pm

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked Nov 2, 2013 @ 4:16pm

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked Nov 6, 2012 @ 8:45am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked Nov 2, 2013 @ 4:17pm

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 10:49am

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 10:41am

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked Nov 11, 2012 @ 2:38am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked Apr 9, 2013 @ 10:35am

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked Mar 6, 2013 @ 7:48pm

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 10:28am

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked Nov 16, 2012 @ 10:26am

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 5:37pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 6:59am

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked May 24, 2013 @ 12:12pm

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jun 8, 2013 @ 9:46am

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked May 5, 2013 @ 8:13pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 3, 2013 @ 12:43am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked Nov 11, 2012 @ 8:05am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked Mar 1, 2013 @ 11:57am

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked Feb 25, 2013 @ 5:21pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked Mar 15, 2013 @ 9:19am

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked May 30, 2013 @ 3:27pm

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Apr 5, 2013 @ 3:18pm

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked May 25, 2013 @ 10:23am

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked May 8, 2013 @ 10:33am

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Feb 23, 2013 @ 5:21pm

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked Mar 10, 2013 @ 4:59am

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked Aug 16, 2013 @ 2:54pm

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 6:53pm

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked Apr 8, 2013 @ 1:15pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 6:19am

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jun 2, 2013 @ 8:28pm

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jun 7, 2013 @ 7:28am

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked May 26, 2013 @ 6:01am

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 5:17pm

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 3:58pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 3:25pm

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked Oct 22, 2013 @ 3:01pm

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked Aug 16, 2013 @ 2:42pm

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
Unlocked Dec 11, 2013 @ 1:40pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked Dec 27, 2013 @ 4:27pm

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked Mar 20, 2013 @ 1:22pm

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Apr 5, 2013 @ 2:38pm

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked May 25, 2013 @ 7:27am

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked May 24, 2013 @ 3:27am

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Aug 17, 2013 @ 8:26am

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 12:36pm

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 11:07am

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 5:14am

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 12:52pm

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 5, 2013 @ 5:55am

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 5, 2013 @ 6:00am

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 5, 2013 @ 11:32am

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 5, 2013 @ 7:19am

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 12:17pm

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked Jul 3, 2013 @ 10:49am

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked Jul 5, 2013 @ 4:38am

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked Jul 5, 2013 @ 12:02pm

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked Jul 5, 2013 @ 5:53am

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 10:23am

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 5:26am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked Jul 4, 2013 @ 10:29am

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked Jul 23, 2013 @ 9:58am

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked Oct 26, 2013 @ 5:54am

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2013 @ 6:17am

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2013 @ 7:32am

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2013 @ 8:46am

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2013 @ 5:10am

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2013 @ 6:48am

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Oct 26, 2013 @ 5:47am

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 4:48am

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 9:30am

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 5:14am

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 10:40am

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 4:05am

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 9:37am

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 8:10am

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked Dec 6, 2013 @ 6:19am

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 18, 2015 @ 2:54pm

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 18, 2015 @ 1:50pm

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 18, 2015 @ 1:34pm

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 18, 2015 @ 2:29pm

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 18, 2015 @ 2:19pm

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls
Unlocked Jan 18, 2015 @ 3:39pm

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked Jan 18, 2015 @ 3:21pm

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes



Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
51 / 500

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty


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