The Funky Bunch
Stayin' Funky. We've been talking like every day on a group chat since 2006. originally this was Shrooms Productions and we had a plan to make this big machinima for the BF1942 mod Interstate 82. But since we're all a bunch of slackers we didn't do it. We eventually became a group chat on Xfire but xfire then became gay and we couldn't use usernames in group chats so we migrated to the new Steam community in like 2008. I don't know why i'm typing this though because nobody's gonna read it. I mean we're a private group with 6 users and we're not gonna invite anyone in.
-Batmarde (was batmoutarde in 2006 !)
BUT who are we ? Well here's all of us
AlMightyBob - VP of being Bob
Enfo - VP of Bresticles (aka Breasts)
Shrooms - VP of Typos
Killer E-wok - VP of Being a dick to Batmarde
Batmarde - VP of Liking men who believe they are dragons.
Sniperjack - VP of not being here anymore
WALL OF THE QUOTES
6:45 PM - Batmarde: Enfo doesn't eat
6:45 PM - Batmarde: or drink
6:45 PM - Batmarde: he's powered by the sight of tits
6:45 PM - Killer E-wok: he feeds on boob images
5:28 PM - shrooms: sucking your own penis you like it you like penis your gay
10:21 PM - shrooms: id fuck that 2nd lady
10:21 PM - shrooms: stick it in her pooper
SomeAfricanDude entered chat.
SomeAfricanDude: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SomeAfricanDude: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
shrooms: I dont like those things that go up your ass that help you poop, the horror of early childhood
5:58 PM - shrooms: sound of music is a fucking shit broadway and broadways are gay and full of gays
22:55 - Batmarde: People who have futurama avatars say I'M NOT A FAGGOT
22:55 - Batmarde: I'M NOT A FAGGOT
22:55 - Killer E-wok: I'm a faggot
5:48 PM - Shrooms: bbl
5:49 PM - enfo: YOU GONG ET HIGH
11:03 PM - Shrooms: yes enfo
Batmarde: It needs to be butt-related
Shrooms: penis pump
Killer E-wok: dick =/= butt
Killer E-wok: unless ur gay
Shrooms: penis goes into butt
5:22 PM - Shrooms: to teh point thats its so bad, everytime I fart I get a present
enfo: ewok can never dog me about buying a peice of shit game again
