BigEd45: They don't call him 88 Fingers for nothin'.
BigEd45: Lllllladies

Freak: I just hit a super mutant in the dick with a sledgehammer and his head exploded
BigEd45: Blood Flow, man. Blood flow.
BigEd45: I can picture the meeting he had with his doctor.
BigEd45: Mister Smith if you don't work to lower your blood pressure one day the consequences could be dire.
BigEd45: OH LIKE WHAT DOC
BigEd45: TAKING A SLEDGE TO THE BALLS AND HAVING MY HEAD EXPLODE OR SOME SHIT.

BigEd45: You know how Nazzie's rank is Mother Hen?
BigEd45: I wanna change it. To Old Cock.

BigEd45: you fucking breadstick

BigEd45: you fucking headstick

Freak: what did I miss yesterday
BigEd45: Not much
BigEd45: we're gonna play a little Death Toll versus friday
BigEd45: and Glock is still considering the sex change
BigEd45: That's about it

BigEd45: Little did we know, when Shadow got his own game and Knuckles already had one...
BigEd45: They were developing Tail's spin off, but it was completley scrapped and revamped
BigEd45: Today, you know it as two games:
BigEd45: Cooking mama
BigEd45: and Tiger Woods golf simulator 2011

BigEd45: So does
BigEd45: the game just kind of pause
BigEd45: and then
BigEd45: produce a penis
BigEd45: and
BigEd45: force itself on you
Freak: yes
BigEd45: Pretty advanced tech for the 80's
BigEd45: must be the gameboy port
BigEd45: I'm sure back in the day you had to buy the dildo peripheral
BigEd45: The Power Fuck, if you will
Freak: I'm playing it
Freak: on the 3DS
Freak: so that shit
Freak: comes out
Freak: of the screen
BigEd45: And
BigEd45: in your anus

Cowa: The only real rules are no HARD flaming and shit
BigEd45: But assplay is OK, right.

BigEd45: What if a family was leaving the theatre as the Joker shooter started his rampage.
BigEd45: And the parent's got gunned down.
BigEd45: And the kid swore vengeance on all crime forever.

M17Glock: At least no one got shot at the Spider-Man movie.
BigEd45: Yeah, what were they gonna shoot them with?
BigEd45: Silly string?
BigEd45: That'd be adorable.

Cowabanga has been banned for 6 hours.
BigEd45: I am just picturing him waiting there all butthurt.
BigEd45: For the full six hours.
BigEd45: No food or drink.
BigEd45: Which won't be hard because third world country.
BigEd45: I mean, what's he gonna do? Eat another bowl of sandflakes?
BigEd45: He'll never fit back into his extra small sand dress at that rate.

[TKrew] BigEd 45: he's like
[TKrew] BigEd 45: half
[TKrew] BigEd 45: retarded
[TKrew] BigEd 45: or some shit
[TKrew] BigEd 45: But
[TKrew] BigEd 45: smart enough
[TKrew] BigEd 45: that
[TKrew] BigEd 45: you can pick on him
[TKrew] BigEd 45: without making God cry