holy shit its good to be unbanned!!

I keep forgetting I can Time Travel

I am a professional musician, author, dentist, diplomat, monster truck driver, sniper, exorcist, astronaut, brain surgeon, spy, underwear model, lumberjack, nuclear theoretical physicist, hip hop dance instructor, politician, painter, philosopher, deep sea fisherman, chef, psychiatrist and general all around man of mystery. I currently work as a United Nations liaison to mend relations at the palestinian border in my efforts to promote world peace. I'm also the leadsinger for the band Gotye and do both the vocals and guitar work for the "Call Me Maybe" song when I'm not busy with volunteer work at the abortion clinic. I was knighted in England by Queen Elizabeth II. I also wrote a pretty well known book called "The Bible" under various pseudonyms and played all of the speaking parts in the movie "The Godfather".

My interests include sky diving, painting, painting while sky diving, eating cheeseburgers, winning various awards, scoring with beautiful women, driving fast cars, juggling, delivering babies, juggling babies, and generally being better than most people. I once killed a lion armed with only a pair of tweezers and a shoe string. I then used its corpse as a decorative hat in victory.

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kneesocks 11 May 2013 @ 3:52am 

;~;

kneesocks 10 May 2013 @ 1:51am 

hi i'm not dead

José Luis Sin Censura 18 Mar 2013 @ 12:29pm 

you hella gay!!!!!

TJ 15 Mar 2013 @ 11:17pm 

friendly and nice trader recommended +rep!

kneesocks 7 Jan 2013 @ 3:06pm 

nope.avi

Caikiller/Arrode 6 Jan 2013 @ 5:49pm 

What happened to you D: I don't have anyone to blame anymore for breaking the playground in portal!!!!!!!!

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