Login
|
language
Български (Bulgarian)
čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Suomi (Finnish)
Français (French)
Deutsch (German)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Italiano (Italian)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese)
Português-Brasil (Portuguese-Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
Español (Spanish)
Svenska (Swedish)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
ไทย (Thai)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Help us translate Steam










Step 1) Log on Steam but don't log on ventrilo
Step 2) Play a Game in your Library that no one else has.
Step 3) Now set your Status to 'Looking to Play'
Step 4) When friends ask you what to play; say you're going to bed or otherwise busy.
Step 5) If they're persistant just say you have to work tomorrow and then stay online for another two hours.
Step 6) Insert wiener into butt.
Step 7) ????
Profit.