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So I think Patricia Wagon is cute...erm...yeah...

Christopher Cannistraro

British Columbia, Canada 

All my "ranks" ('cause I'm a strange guy):

June 21, 2011 @ 3:26pm - The Ice Cream Man (Rank Weapon: Vanilla Gun - Scattergun)
June 24, 2011 @ 4:58pm - The Über Irre Arzt (Rank Item: Medicinal Pecker - Blighted Beak)
July 18, 2011 @ 1:37am - The Dead5oldier 7zu (Rank Weapon: Laser Party Machine - Cow Mangler 5000)
August 18, 2011 @ 11:20pm - The Frog Kurtis (Rank Weapon: Bitch Slapping Mecha-Arm - Gunslinger)
September 01, 2011 @ 11:27pm - Ilaidnil The World Wanderer (Rank Item: Interdimensional Illusion - Team Captain)
October 12, 2011 @ 8:49pm - Mr. Memphis, P.D.I (Rank Item: Rose of Withering Memories - Made Man)
November 11th, 2011 @ 9:35pm - The True Capitalist (Rank Item: Minority Guesser - Texas Ten Gallon)
November 30th, 2011 @ 10:42pm - The Christmas NiGHTS (Rank Weapon: Festive Delight - Candy Cane)
January 1st, 2012 @ 12:55am - GameJudge The DS DryChris (Rank Item - Five O' Clock Shadow)
Febuary 22nd, 2012 @ 10:42pm - The Flamencan Fempyro (Rank Item - Flamenca's Andalusian Assett)
May 8th, 2012 @ 8:45pm - Der Varden (Rank Item - Coked-Up Cavalier Cap)
Jun 1st, 2012 @ 6:52pm - O'Bannon (Rank Item - Ace In The Hole)
Jun 29th, 2012 @ 1:03am - The Femscout In Pyroland (Rank Item - Sweet And Sugary Head-Slicer)

Hello there gentlemen. My name is DryChris. It will stay like that on Steam for the most part. However my "rank" is different because I sometimes feel like changing it. Something to note is that many know me as GameJudge on Youtube or Screwattack, The Red Clover on The Game Heroes or Mr. Memphis on DTT. Do not be alarmed, I am not some spy that must hide himself from the goverment. I'm just an idiot that feels the need to have different aliases at times.

For those who are not aware of my hobbies, they are video games, listening to music (and maybe making a few songs if I feel like it. Mainly chiptune or parody), voice acting/regular acting, directing, creative writing and drawing. But I'm mainly a procrasinator. I can't help it, games are too fun/I'm in summer break/I just don't give a fuck about school/etc. ;_;

In TF2, I play mainly as an offensive player. People could get defensive about that, but fuck them. I don't need their support. For the most part, I am the Soldier. Why? Because when you're in a war, the best damn thing you can ask for is a Soldier with blazing crockets all about. I like being Scout and Pyro too. All the classes are fun really, but Solly just speaks to me. Mainly 'cause I think I kick serious ass with it. But many will prove me wrong. Whatevs.

Feel free to talk to me on Steam. Voice chat or regular chat, I couldn't care less.

My Gaming Highlight of 2011
Mah Youtube

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Demon Gate Nov 5, 2012 @ 4:29pm 
Cheers, that's the type of look I should try to have on my face less often.
Kite117 Aug 16, 2012 @ 4:57pm 
Still offline haha
Kite117 Aug 16, 2012 @ 4:52pm 
Stuck on offline again
Kite117 Jul 9, 2012 @ 3:37pm 
STILL OFFLINE
Kite117 Jul 9, 2012 @ 3:33pm 
IT SAYS YOU'RE OFFLINE

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Sexy as fuck.

Leave a comment July 15th, 2012 @ 12:07am

I'll admit that Team 17 is the worst when it comes to regurgitating games over and over, but fuck it, I love blowing up the worms and hearing all the crazy voices and creating my own teams, maps and EVEN SPEECH BANKS HOLY SHIT. So yeah, good game if you're into turn based strategy games.

Leave a comment June 14th, 2012 @ 12:54am

Shooter with a self-soundtrack. BUY IT. And get the Ultra, because they already released it and it's just a cheap way to shoehorn DLC into this game.

Seriously, why can't there just be unlockables in a game you get by playing the game instead of doing dis DLC BS? Eh, whatevs. Still a good game.

Leave a comment June 14th, 2012 @ 12:52am