RUTHLESS AH BENG TRIAD LEADER
Upon leaving Secondary School with a legendary L1R4 aggregate of 0, Neth have rejected Lee Kuan Yew's personal invitation to succeed him as the next Prime Minister of Singapore to join his brudders and lead the the Super Dragon Tiger Gang (超级龙虎党), also known as the most notorious triad in asia. During his leadership reign at the Super Dragon Tiger Gang, he has recruited many followers and raped over 9000 virgins of all races. Legend says that, during his youth 50,000 years ago, he is capable of pleasuring 696 woman at the same time. To this day, no woman have survived his penetration.
Neth is also an innovator whose inventions have allowed his gang to rise in power. He forged the ancient weapon known as the "Techno Parang". The blade has the ability to play some of his favourite tracks when a gang fight occurs. Tracks include but are not limited to hits such as "God is a Girl", "Moonlight Shadow" and "Daddy DJ". It is said that Neth once unified the 3 biggest gangs in Singapore under his ruling iron fist with the help of this sword. He decapitated the 3 supreme leaders of each gang simultaneously by pointing the parang to the sky and dancing to "Cascada - Miracle."
Another one of his famous inventions is the "Beng Whistle". By blowing hard on the whistle, he can instantly teleport him and his gangmates to Sparks and enjoy some techno and ahlians or simply engage in a gang fight for absolutely no reason at all. Once upon a time he teleported his entire gang to Sparks upon hearing that an indian man has sneaked into the club. After demolishing and sending him to Intensive Care at Tan Tok Seng hospital, he discovered that the man was only one of his kakis who had a very dark tan and a huge red pimple on his forehead. Such is an example of an act of ruthlessness and bravery by BENG THE NETH THE BENG.
However, the technology of the Beng Whistle was lost when the Singapore government closed the club down for being a gang base.
Despite being protected by over 9000 bodyguards consistenting of homosexuals, baboks and butches, Neth have once been captured and kidnapped by a rival gang. He was caught off guard after being lured onto bed by a 9 years old midget prostitute. Without his equipment, he was locked in a warehouse for 2 minutes until he ingeniously fashioned a flame thrower using a Kok Seng Gas Cylinder and a fire extinguisher. He burned his way out of the warehouse and disintegrated over 50 billion trained guards.
To be continued..
