Scorch
United States
By the time you finish reading this a large silly hat wearing, mutant, alien, zombie, cyborg, bear on a unicycle will have entered the room you now have five seconds to find a solution before you are entertainingly mauld. ^_^

Recent Game Activity

983 hrs on record
last played on May 19, 2013
1,299 hrs on record
last played on May 18, 2013
42 hrs on record
last played on May 16, 2013
13.7 hrs on record
last played on May 15, 2013
42 hrs on record
last played on May 1, 2013
7.0 hrs on record
last played on Mar 24, 2013
Comments
Cherry Pie Mar 5, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
We
RoadFlare Mar 5, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
are
aqueousFiasco Mar 5, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
here
Drai Mar 5, 2013 @ 6:57pm 
demon
Drai Dec 17, 2012 @ 6:27pm 
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~~~▄▄██▌█ ░░░░ The Bitchslap TRUCK IS COMING░ ▐
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Drai Feb 6, 2012 @ 5:29pm 
PLEASE KEEP THIS TRUCK MOVING
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