The laziest, least social being in the universe, the rare Terranus Azure (colliqually known as the "Dirty Blue") is rarely found outside of its natural habitat, the office of a cramped suburban home. It shies away from any natural light sources, and feeds on a diet of Oreos and Coca-Cola. It is safe to approach, but only when in its docile state. When excited or engaged in an activity, it becomes aggressive towards any physical interaction.
It's also a brony, but nobody seems to notice that unless it points it out.